Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and fo...
Dare (by fnafdemon): I dare you to watch "Union of the Elements of Insanity"
Yeah, I should warn you all, that after the contest, this...creature or human or whatever, they sent me a couple of other dares as well. Not to say that asks or dares are closed yet, because they're not, but it's just to let you know in case you notice the upcoming chapters are similar. He gave me THREE videos to watch, and the first one is TWENTY MINUTES LONG. Geesh, and I thought I could maybe watch two or three videos in one chapter, but that's not happening. Hmph, you're just lucky I've been in a better mood the last couple of days.
The video starts off with ponies that look similar to Professor Rarity and Professor Fluttershy...okay. They're walking around with these creepy eyes, all the way to a graveyard.
Then we see...Apple Pills. You know, because Applejack isn't weird enough of a name.
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Most important information I'm getting from the video so far: Drugs made out of apples exist, and they make pony's manes black! (You can decide if I'm joking or not)
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She gets laughed at because her name is stupid, and then Ugly Hat Fluttershy tells Not Professor Rarity she's being rude. I mean, this isn't Professor Rarity, but RARIFRUIT. Yeaaah, Apple Pills does have the better name here.
So, the video goes into an explanation of how Apple Drugs is really Professor Applejack, who got modified by some random electric charge, or something like that...I am convinced the fans from our, err, 'show', especially the fans from my professors, are the absolute weirdest. Who thinks of stuff like this?
We learn that, big shock, Apple Drugs likes drugs!
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