Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and fo...
Dare (by Gypsy-Girl-727): I DARE YOU to cut Rosy Star's mane, and RUIN IT!
Rosy Star: *gasps in horror* NOOOOOOOOOOO!
*tries to contain himself, but he's snickering a little*
Rosy Star: Gallus, damn you! When you said you had one old dare left, I didn't think you meant one that would RUIN MY BEAUTIFUL MANE!!!
*still snickering a bit* I-I couldn't just tell you about this dare beforehand, or you wouldn't allow it! Besides, a bad manecut is not gonna ruin your life...*snickers some more*
Rosy Star: YES IT WILL AND YOU KNOW IT! *adorable pouty face* I thought you meant it when you said you wouldn't keep on hating me!
Hehehehe! Well, sure, but this dare came BEFORE I said that. It's no fair that Tsunami doesn't get her dare after I said that I'd do it!
Rosy Star: Well, it's NOT fair that I get my mane cut, either!!
*rolls his eyes* You need to calm down. Come on, you're a unicorn! I'm sure you'll be able to find SOMETHING that can fix your mane after this!
Rosy Star: But I like my mane just the way it is!! Come on, can we all take a minute to appreciate how LOVELY my mane is?! <:D
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Rosy Star: YES! Everyone, take a moment to admire my mane! And take another moment to PROTEST against Gallus destroying it!
*keeps looking unamused, using a sarcastic tone* Yeah, smart move on your part for showing how you look like when it's convenient. *gets out a pair of scissors* The more you whine, the more you're stalling on the INEVITABLE. The haircut IS happening, so just get it over with! *somewhat passive-aggressive tone* You could REALLY use a dare that proves that you really are sorry to me, for EVERYTHING, and that you're willing to let me get even, you know?
Rosy Star: ... *she shuts her mouth, but seems to whine and do a silly cry like a little filly*
That's it. Be the bigger pony! *takes Rosy's mane in his claws, giving an evil smirk when Rosy isn't looking*
Rosy Star: ...I-I know you have to make my mane look bad. I don't think you could give me a GOOD manecut. But PLEASE, show mercy, and actually try to seem like you know what you're doing! Don't get distract--
ANYWAYS~ As I cut this mane, I should give our readers the announcement we have! *not-so innocent smile*
Rosy Star: S H O W M E R C Y!!! D'''':
*starts cutting Rosy's hair without much care* This last dare we have here is the last dare I had to get to, so I'm going to be allowing asks and dares again. But it won't be many, 'cause Rosy says she has some special plan for us to get to soon, something that's probably going to switch things up for a bit. Last time I checked, I can only get to doing two asks, dares, or both, before that 'special plan'. After the plan is dealt with, you can ask or dare whatever it is that we couldn't get to. She'll get to explaining what it is after two chapters, but for a quick spoiler, it's something special related to the 100th chapter....Yeah, I have really done 100 of these chapters. *grumbles a bit* I wish I was kidding.
Rosy Star: Well, unlike you, I'm SO happy that we have done 100 chapters! They couldn't have been possible without all of the support we've gotten, all the love, and all of the--! *she was smiling as she talked, but she stopped as her eyes widened in horror, seeing strands of her mane fall to the ground* Gallus, don't you think you've cut enough?!
*snickers* Not yet~ Let me just give a finishing touch here...~ *cuts a bit more before he shouts* NOW I'm done~! *pushes a reluctant Rosy to the mirror in his room* Come on, Rosy! *snickers a bit more, saying in a bit of a mocking tone* Give my haircut a chance!
Oh, how can I?! You--*stops mid-sentence as she ends up looking in the mirror, seeing herself with a haircut like this*
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Rosy Star: *SCREAMS LOUD ENOUGH TO BE HEARD ALL OVER EQUESTRIA*
*starts laughing HARD* Y-You know, I think I did better than I thought I would!
Rosy Star: DON'T TALK TO ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME! AAAAAHHH!!! *with magic, she makes several paper bags cover her head and she teleports out, all while whining and crying dramatically*
*is still laughing hard, and uncontrollably at this point, wheezing a bit as he tries to talk* Tha-That.--*waves his claw around like a 'Shoo' gesture* Ch-Chapter over....Go aw--*laughs a bit more* Go now!! I--*chuckles, and catches a deep breath so he can talk* I-I'm gonna be laughing for a WHILE, HAH--!
((My Rosy Star design, that I finally got to present to all of you, was not done by me, by the way! It was done by my friend Stacy as a gift! Which is why I'm not able to actually draw Rosy's bad haircut ;u; Aw well, besides the references, it'll be up to your imagination))
