It's 'cause I'm blue, ISN'T IT?! Yeah, of course it is.

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Dare (by JacobNicholasSkoczen): Hey Gallus, I dare you to sing the song Blue (da ba dee) by Eiffel 65. Because you are blue.

Hmph, I guess ending this book without my feather colors being called out was TOO much to ask for. *bitter tone* It's like I never left Griffonstone at all! 

It's been a pretty long while since I've done a singing dare. Last time I did was when I sang one of the reprises from Coltladdin... And... *huffs* I was able to sing it with a GREAT voice... If there's anything I can appreciate from Rosy, is that she'd let me alter my singing voice so I could sound as beautiful as I always wanted to sound...

*says in a bit of a dramatic tone* Everything was perfect...but it all changed for the worst when my song with my friends spread through the Internet.

I swear, you can find anything I do, or my friends do, through the Internet. It's crazy! Yeah, for anycreature that didn't know...THAT'S how I really sound like when I sing. I started altering my voice for the singing dares, so that you guys, and ESPECIALLY myself, could enjoy it more. I mean, come on, my first singing dare was to sing LET IT GO from Frozen. How could I sing that with the voice that I have?!

Rosy Star: *smirks a bit as she suddenly appears* Even Smolder is running circles around you when it comes to singing! 

*growls angrily* Oh, I'm sorry, did I not give you enough scratches yesterday?! 'Cause I'm willing to give more! D:<

Rosy Star: *she does have a lot of scratches, marks, and even a bite mark around her back/her eyes widen in fear after what Gallus says* Nooooo thank you! <8D *runs away as fast as she can*

Hmph! Like I was saying...it's going to be a lot harder for me to change my singing voice for dares, now that everyone seems to know how I REALLY sound like when I sing. But for this dare, I won't have to worry. It's just a stupid song that doesn't need any singing skill whatsoever. It's even FULL of autotune! And the guy still sounds like crap! So I'm singing it with how I ACTUALLY sound like, and if I do a bad job, then come and suffer with me! 'Cause I feel like an idiot already!

*takes a paper with the lyrics to the song in his claws, mumbling angrily to himself* This is SO demeaning... *clears his throat as he starts to sing...sarcastically, sounding a lot more like himself than in other singing dares* 

Yo, listen up, here's the story!
About a little guy that lives in a blue world!
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him, inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window
And a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen..!


*talks normally before he sings the chorus* I WISH I had nobody to listen NOW. *sings while looking at the paper the whole time, clearly embarrassed, and sounding a bit out of pitch...but still MUCH better than the actual singer*

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa


I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear~
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too~
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue~


Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside~
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me


I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa


I have a blue house with a blue window
Blue is the color of all that I wear~
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too~
I have a girlfriend and she is so blue~


Blue are the people here that walk around
Blue like my Corvette, it's in and outside~
Blue are the words I say and what I think
Blue are the feelings that live inside me

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa


*after the song is over, he groans loudly, covering his face with the paper of lyrics* And here's another week of hating my feather colors. Why couldn't I have boring colors like other griffons? Ugh.

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