Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and fo...
Dare (by -NOSTRINGS-): Hey, Gallus should meet "Anti-Egg" (it's a tumblr blog btw-)
Hmph, Anti-Egg is a stupid name for a blog...a 'Tumblr' blog, whatever that is. I hope that by 'meet' you mean that I should just look over this...thing's blog. That's what you mean, right? 'Cause I REALLY don't want to socialize with some weird blog. I happen to be an introvert when I'm in a bad mood, and an extrovert when I'm in a good mood. It's how I roll. I'm a....exintrovert, if you will.
Rosy Star: *randomly pops in with a raised eyebrow, as she points at Gallus* I think you mean you're an ambivert.
*sassy look and tone, but trying not to sound as aggressive as he used to with Rosy* Well, since you want to be a dictionary at the moment, mind telling me what a 'Tumblr' is?
Rosy Star: Oh, it's just a website! A website I really like...despite the bad reputation and flaws in it. Here, let me show you!
*After Rosy searches for Anti-Egg's blog, Gallus looks at the computer screen, and THIS is the first post he sees*
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Okay...what am I looking at?! Yeah, word of advice from the griffon here, do NOT put eggs in ice cubes. Unless if you don't want them to hatch, for some reason. Because eggs are meant to hatch, and they can only do so with proper warmth.
...Then again, judging from that...green thing inside the egg, maybe it's best if it doesn't hatch. Maybe if it hatches it can cause the end of creaturekind as we know it. I'm willing to believe it.
I guess I'll just look over the first few posts for this chapter. Which isn't the most eventful thing, but I'll take an uneventful dare this time around.
So, to continue, the blog posted this dumb picture before the first dumb picture.
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I....I really don't know what that egg thinks we should think or do with this. I guess it wants to replace actual bingo cards with one that has...itself on it. Yeaaah, no thanks.
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Here's some...some royal human. Probably about to be obliterated by our Anti-Egg fella here. Yeah, RIP, you human queen. May your soul not be haunted by that disturbing egg.
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...Geesh, not even the askers here make any sense. Is being passionate about graphic design supposed to be a bad thing? I don't even know what graphic design is...Then again, if Anti-Egg is the embodiment of it, then yeah, that thing has been cursed for eternity.
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Yeeaaaaah, keep telling yourself that, you weird "egg". Though, I guess that's not a bad answer to give when an asker tries to compliment and insult you like that.
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*just...stares at the picture, in total confusion, with his eyes as wide as, well, as eggs*
For Grover's sake..I feel like with every picture, I get the same, spine-chilling sensation of looking into an abyss, and the abyss staring back and me, slowly but surely taking away something from my body that I can't even recognize.
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Oh, come on, don't make look at a human AND at this weird egg AT THE SAME TIME! ...Actually, now that I get to look at that thing better, it's an EGG with a HUMAN FACE. THAT is something that should be BURNT TO A CRISP. It's an abomination!!! I swear, I can feel the veins of my eyes wanting to pop out just by looking at this!
Okay, I'm ending the chapter here. I've seen enough to conclude that I DON'T want to socialize with this weird thing in any shape or form.
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