Dare (by Mlpfan165): I dare you to annoy Smolder the WHOLE DAY!
Bold of you to assume that I can last more than 15 minutes annoying Smolder...without being ROASTED by her fire.
And no, relax, if she roasts me, it won't kill me. I know from experience... (I'll just be covered in soot and look embarrassingly fluffy...). I know I'll have fun with this dare, but at least with other dares, the fun lasts! I will annoy Smolder for as long as I can, but that's it. It's all I can do!
*He flies over to Smolder's room, and sneaks in through the window. She was studying, and Gallus came behind her...and started turning her nightlight on and off*
Smolder: *groans a bit* You know you're not helping, right?!
Well, yeah, of course I'm not. I mean, I got a very interesting dare, and helping you isn't interesting at all.
Smolder: Oh, what kind of stupid dare did you get NOW?
*smirks* Well, dearest Smoldy, the dare I got is, basically...to put you in a patience test.
Smolder: *sarcastic tone* Awesome. Wow. I don't want it, thanks. This test from Headmare Twilight is bad enough!!
Well, Smoldy, you don't have a choice. I don't have a choice, so therefore, you don't have a choice! Life's miserable that way.
Smolder: Quit calling me Smoldy.
Sure.....Smoldybeaaaaar.
Smolder: What.
*pinching her cheeks* Smoldyboobookins is the cutest dragon ever!!! Oh yes she is!!! *smirking* She's got the cutest chubby cheeeeeks and the tiny little baby fangs!! And the cutest FLOOFY HAAAAAAAIR~!!!!
Smolder: *swats his claws away* I AM NOT CUTE!!!!! Don't ever do that again!! EVER!! And let me study!!!
But Smoldy-kun!! *he starts to give her a super tight hug* I can't ever resist how CUUUUUUUUTE you are!! So....so KAWAII!
Smolder: Oh my scales, Gallus, cut it out!! *pushes Gallus off of her* What is wrong with you??!! You have a girlfriend!!! Just, UGH!!! Look, you KNOW you don't want to go through with this. You already look dead inside by saying that horrible k word.
...Yeah, I really am. *shudders*
Smolder: Can you just say I almost murdered you and that I failed your patience test already? So that you LEAVE ME ALONE?!
Can't do that. I have to show EXACTLY how I did the dares. *shrugs* Those are the rules.
Smolder: Oh, sure, because you care sooooo much about rules.
Yeah, clearly. *rolls his eyes playfully* But, seriously, Smolder....what kind of a dragon can't pass a patience test? That's not very tough, if you ask me~ *smirks*
Smolder: Every dragon in the Dragon Lands and beyond can't pass a patience test! No dragon has patience!
I bet Spike could~
Smolder: HE barely counts!!
I WILL tell everyone that you weren't able to pass a simple patience test. I will. And I'm pretty sure everyone will comment on just how easy to break you are~~~
Smolder: .......*glares* Give me your worst.
*pleased smirk......then thinks* Now that I think about it, my worst has always been vengeance. Like, you know...vengeance for all of the times you've made chicken jokes.
Smolder: *snickers as she remembers* Oh, those were fun days!
Yeah? Well, it's about time Blueberry Rooster got his own fun!
Smolder: *laughs* Oh yeah?? What are you going to do??
... *he starts pecking Smolder like a chicken*
Smolder: Ow...ow, ow...ow, ow, OW!!! *grunts* I mean, fine, bring it, you big chicken!! TRY and break me!!
*scowls a bit....as he slowly reveals he has a basket full of eggs*
Smolder: *eyes widen* ...You wouldn't.
*smirks* Yeah, I wouldn't attack you with these or anything. No mother hen would do something so aggressive....I'll just be doing this~ *he starts cracking the eggs all over Smolder*
Smolder: *tries to keep her cool, until a bit of egg yolk lands on her notebook*Cut it out!!! You're getting your babies all over my notebook, BIRDBRAIN!!!
Relax, I'll fix that for you!! *he cleans her notebook with his claw...then gets it all over her hair*
Smolder: *loud groan* I just showered.
Awww, want me to get some water and clean you up, Smoldypookums? *snickers*
Smolder: No. I want you OUT OF MY ROOM!!!! *she takes her pillow and hits Gallus with it*
GAUGH!!! *he falls to the ground....and slowly starts to look very upset*
Smolder: Oh please, what are you pouting about?! You KNOW pillows don't hurt!
.....*slowly starts to whimper*
Smolder: Gallus. Man up. And don't act like a baby.
*sniffs a bit....and pretends to cry LOUDLY*
Smolder: OH THAT'S IT!! I give up!! I failed the patience test!! And you know what?? Here, I'll give an F you can show to those dumb readers of yours....an F of FIRE!!!! *she breaths fire all over Gallus*
*of course, he's alright, only covered in soot and very fluffy like he said so, even though he's scowling*
Smolder: *smirks a bit* Do me a favor and STAY like that for a while, will you, Birdbrain~? Because I'm actually going to be NICE and not try to get back at you later...mostly 'cause I need to study.
NO. I hate it when I'm fluffy!! And the soot is itchy!
Smolder: *glares at him HARD*
....Oh fine! ...I do deserve it...and hey, if whoever asked for this stupid dare isn't satisfied, can you breathe fire on them too?
Smolder: Oh, my pleasure. Right after I wash all of this egg off. YUCK!
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Ask or Dare Gallus!
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