Dare (by DinaIsSuperCool): How about this,I dare you to challenge Sandbar playing Super Smash Pon with you >:3
I'm sorry for assuming wrongly (honestly I really am not sorry), but I have the sneaking suspicion that you are the Dina in your username and you made your username say how cool you are....I'm mad I didn't come up with that. I wish I could switch my username to 'GallusIsBetterThanYou'
*groans* On a completely different subject...let me warn you, this dare won't be as fun as it sounds. Especially to me.
*turns to Sandbar, who is sitting next to him and is working on making the game appear for them* So, Ghillie Head, are you ready for my ultimate challenge?
Sandbar: Depends. Are you REALLY going to reveal your dumb nickname for me to all of your radical readers?
*smirks* With no regrets~!
Sandbar: Then I wish I could say no...but I have no choice. *sighs dramatically....then smirks to Gallus* Get ready for payback~
Oh, take it easy on me! This time we won't be playing alone, you know?! I have 36 followers, and for all I know, all of them could read this!
Sandbar: *his smirk softens* You're just lucky I play nice. But even that won't do you much favors...no offense~
Offense taken, you jerk. *pouts*
Sandbar: I've learnt the best from you~! *giggles* Pick a character, and let's get started!
Captain Falcon, of course. I even talked about him in one of my chapters!
Sandbar: Quarter Hearts, let's win this!
...To this day, I still don't know why this Quarter Hearts guy looks like that brown pony with the green hat and the blonde mane I tend to see around.
Sandbar: Eh, me neither dude. But he's still my favorite character in this game~!
*After Sandbar picks Pony Link as his character, they pick a stage and they start playing the game*
Come on, Falcon!! Make surfer boy here wipe the fuck out!
Sandbar: Keep dreaming, dude. Quarter is wiping YOUR BUTT!!
GAUGH!!! Why is this game so hard?! You told me you'd take it easy on me!!
Sandbar: I AM taking it easy on you. Meanwhile, I have no idea what Captain Falcon is doing. Looks like he's spasming everywhere...*starts giggling a lot*
UGH!!! You shut up!! *he starts to pout in annoyance*
Sandbar: Let me guess, you didn't tell your readers that you're really bad at video games.
....N-No....because they don't need to know that!
Sandbar: Didn't you tell me you'd get questions about video games every now and then? You should've told them, dude! This dare was just bound to happen!
Oh shut up!! Just keep your head in the--SANDBAR!!! FOR FUCK'S SAKES!! Don't do that crazy super move! *whiningly* That's not cool!
Sandbar: *pleased smile* All's fair in love and war~!
This isn't a war, Space Cadet. It's just a fight!
Sandbar: *smirks* Then it's fair because I love you, Gallus~
*glares* Keep your stupid gay sass to yourse--NO!!! *ANGRY SCREECH* That damn abyss!! It threw Captain Falcon in when I was ATTACKING YOU!!
Sandbar: No, it threw you to the abyss because you mocked the love I have for you, clearly. *laughs*
GAAAUGH--wait...Captain Falcon is back. He came back? ...He came back! HAH!! Take THAT Sandbar!!
Sandbar: Well, yeah, dude, that's how the game goes. You don't just fall into the abyss and die at once. You fight until the timer stops the fight.
Well, whatever, I'm still gonna give you an awesome comeback!! *cocky smirk*
Sandbar: *after a few minutes of kicking Gallus's ass in the game* You were saying~?
UGH, DAMMIT!!!
*after Captain Falcon falls to his death AGAIN, they both keep fighting while the timer is running*
Sandbar: *snickers* You're still playing like a total kook, Gall--Wait, WHAT?
*laughs* Take THAT! Welcome to THE ABYSS!!
Sandbar: I bet you don't even know how you did that!
...I don't, but I still threw you off! That's a personal victory~!
Sandbar: Well, I do deserve it....In fact, I'm gonna let you catch up for a bit. So I don't beat you for much~!
I don't need that!! >:v Besides, there's only 15 seconds left!
Sandbar: Are you seriously protesting at me giving you a chance to get ahead?
.... *he smirks as he starts making Captain Falcon attack Quarter Hearts....that being the only thing he can do, which eventually frustrates him* Dammit!! Why can't I throw you into the abyss already?! Come on...COME ON!! *he stays unable to beat Quarter hearts, and the timer eventually runs out, Sandbar winning anyway*
Sandbar: Woohoo!! I win once again!! *grins*
*huffs* I HATE this stupid game, and I hate video games!!
Sandbar: *smiles to Gallus* Come on, don't be such a sore loser, dude. You did do....slightly better than last time. I'm sure you could learn to be better if you just practiced more. You can come by anytime you like!
No I can't, Sandbar. I've got a stupid ask and dare book to handle, I have homework, and I overall have a lot of better things to do that affect my life more. *crosses his arms*
Sandbar: *teasing smirk* Yeaaaah....like getting all lovey dovey with Silverstream, right~?
*blushes and looks angrily to him* You know, I might not be the best at video games, but you wanna know something? I can totally kick your butt on a fight in real life!! *hits Sandbar with a pillow from the couch*
Sandbar: *chuckles as he gets hit at first* AAH!! H-Hey!! C-Come on Gallus, let me grab a pillow and make this fair first!! *he tries to grab a pillow on his own while Gallus just keeps hitting him* Gallus, I'm serious!! AHH!!
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