Dare by Discord (DerpyDragon988): Gallus I might forgive you if you review 'The Real Pink Pony' by Pinkie PiE. It's really good (＾3＾♪
Well, can you forgive me for taking *sarcastic gasp and tone* 5 days?! I sure hope you can! I mean, it's UNFORGIVABLE to take so long to do a dare!! *scowls* Next chapter is going to be dedicated to explaining how I handle the questions and dares you guys send me. I gotta stop you guys from sending dares twice or three times somehow! It'll be a trusty link to send you guys to for that second time you send a dare.
But that's for the next chapter. I'm gonna get this dare out of the way first. Discord tried to change it and see if I could RAP the song. Which, no. No way. I hate to admit it, but I cannot rap in the slightest. And you're just going to get a 'reaction' rather than a review. What do I look like to you, a critic? At most I can give my thoughts on the song, but that's it!
Here's the song that I have to react to, in case you guys want to listen along.
*so he clicks play, and 'Twilight Sparkle' is heard*
Twilight Sparkle (in the song): Shh... May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down? I said, will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit down?!
Applejack: Uh, we're gonna have a problem here...
Handling more than one Professor Pinkie? Yeah, you really ARE gonna have a problem. *snickers, but then thinks* ...You know, this song sounds so familiar, but I can't pinpoint wh--
Pinkie Shady (we're going with that, please and thank you): Y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony before! Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a whore!
*his eyes widen, totally stunned...and then he laughs HARD* W-Wow! She didn't have to start off so hard, but she did!! That Mrs. Cake needs one hell of an ambulance after that burn!!
Pinkie Shady: With me babysitting worse than before
A struggle that I can relate to with my professor here...I mean, I didn't think a great teacher like her could be bad at babysitting, but I'm glad she brought it up. Or is that made up for the song?
Pinkie Shady: Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now! And now Twilight's like: "Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool, did she?" And then Spike said... nothing, you bronies! Spike's a bone-head, he's hiding under his bed!
A moment of silence for the murder of Spike. *he stays silent for a few seconds, and then he starts to snicker*
Pinkie Shady: Brony guys love Pinkie Pie. Chugga-chugga-choo!
Applejack: Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her! Hopping around shaking her you-know-what, in front of you-know-who.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but she's so fun though!
Shaking her ass in front of who? In front of the students? Yeah, that's totally made up....Professor Pinkie does a lot of silly things in our classes, but shaking her ass isn't one of them. I can't even imagine Professor Applejack talking like that...and why does this keep sounding so familiar?!
Pinkie Shady: Yeah, I probably consumed too much sugar and sodium, but no worse, than what's going on on Nickelodeon!
...I'm really upset that I don't get what that line means. I feel like that was meant to be a super amazing diss.
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