Ugh, I don't get why do I gotta explain this more. Look, the title makes it obvious. This is some really weird book that I was forced to make against my will, so that you can ask me questions or dare me to do stuff. All for it to be published and fo...
Dare (by DiscordDiamond988): Hi I dare U to READ MY BOOKS I HAVE NO READS AND IT MAKES ME DIE A BIT INSIDE.
Okay, so now anyone who's been messaging me knows why I've been quiet. I've been...ugh, reading.
Gee, I sure love the reminder that I flat out hate to read! At least, read anything that doesn't have pictures. Look, new rule coming down, don't get inspired by this...draconequus (I genuinely hope you're not related to that Discord guy--if you are, you have my pity, 'cause if he's tried to kill teens in a school, he might be just as bad with you!), and ask me to read your stories. I'm just doing it this one time because, well, I hadn't thought someone would actually be that desperate to ask me to read their stories, and I hadn't made a rule about it until now. Also, this....guy or girl, said they're not going to break down crying if I'm harsh, and I respect that. Not even I'd want myself to criticize me if I ever wrote weird fanfics.
I'm just going to read one chapter of each. Should be enough advertising for you. The first one I'm reading is 'An Eagle Claw and a Serpent tail, the story behind the Lord of Chaos'. Yeah, I loooove reading about people who almost tried to kill me, thanks for the recommendation....At least the title's already interesting, though.
I'm going to have to post screenshots about what I read, because I can't copy and paste here.
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You're giving him too much credit. His insane powers that can put anyone in danger are a pretty good reason to fear him.
...Okay, so the introduction is only a single paragraph. Fine, I guess I can read more than two chapters here. Here's the second chapter...or first chapter, I guess.
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...Woah, ponies being THAT violent?? To an entire species? They certainly don't teach stuff like that in my classes. Wow.
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