A Brand New Legend Pt 1. (A League of Legends Isekai Story)

Arc II - Chapter 22

Y/N POV

As Teemo was getting his stuff together despite not really having to thanks to how the entry thing works, I went and washed myself up. I don't know if oily hair or body odor transfers over since I didn't check last time so I'm making sure I do it beforehand. It was almost seven now and I had ordered Ahri plenty of pizza to eat. She knows how to use the phone for texting and calling so if she needed someone to keep her company, it only takes a second. I'm fairly certain Sonya is gonna come on over though. Those two are like two peas in a pod. Once I was dried up and dressed in something comfy to return in, I walk into my room where Teemo and Ahri were conversing.

Teemo: It wasn't nearly as bad as our one hotdog eating contest.

Ahri: How can an eating contest be worse than an exploding mushroom contest?

Teemo: The uh... Pfft! All the fat Yordles trying to eat the last hotdog.

Teemo bent down covering his face as he tried not to laugh. I don't know what a fat Yordle looks like but to see a bunch of them try and fight for the last hotdog would be a sight. Ahri looked over at me and smiled.

Ahri: You ready?

Y/N: Are you? Who knows how many days it'll be.

Ahri: I got plenty of things to do and a few friends to hang out with. I'll probably get with Marco on the job situation.

Not a bad idea. Marco pays a lot of attention to what goes on around Dayton so he'll probably get her an easy job to start with. Well, with less than four days now he might be able to. Teemo then hops onto the bed and straights his hat.

Teemo: Bandle Scout Captain Teemo, ready for duty!

Y/N: I think I'm pretty much ready as well.

Ahri then pats Teemo on the head and gives me another hug.

Ahri: Good luck.

Y/N: Don't do anything I wouldn't do.

Ahri: Still trying to figure that out.

She had a smirk on her face, no doubt referring to my plunder SHE WON'T STOP BRINGING UP! One day I will have my revenge. As I went and got the client up, Teemo hopped onto my back while Ahri stepped out of the room.

Teemo: Yoda I am. Carry you must.

Y/N: We go from figurative carrying to really carrying. I guess I'll always be the MVP.

Teemo: I should not have said that. Your ego is already making your head swole. You'll break your neck the moment you turn your head.

Y/N: I'll drop it on you first.

I hover my cursor over the play button and look at Ahri one last time. She waves and I wave back.

Ahri: If you see Illaoi, please bind her. She'd be awesome to have.

I don't know about her being awesome to have but I will consider the idea of having a low elo champ in my pool. I click the play button and get sucked into the blinding light I'm always going to hate. Could've just made a portal that sucked me in. Actually, that might be worse. Upon opening my eyes every part of my body freezes in place. Purple, everything was purple, and there was only one place on Runeterra that was purple like this...

Y/N: Oh crap...

Teemo: MHMHMHMH!!!

I was apparently crushing Teemo so I get up and see him flattened against the ground all cartoon-like.