A Brand New Legend Pt 1. (A League of Legends Isekai Story)

Arc II - Chapter 29

Y/N POV

The morning came and to my delight, Kai'sa was amongst us sleeping. For once, I'm happy I woke up early. Well, I wake up early every morning and I'm sometimes happy. Okay, I'm happy that I didn't need coffee this time. There, that sounded better. As I got out of my sleeping bag though she immediately woke up and almost shot me but she stopped before firing.

Y/N: Good morning...

Kai'sa: Sorry.

At least I got an apology. She then gets up and immediately leaves, making enough noise to wake the others up.

Ezreal: LUX I DIDN'T STEAL YOUR.... pan...tie....s.....

Teemo: ❄︎❒︎♋︎■︎⬧︎●︎♋︎⧫︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎ ♓︎♐︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎■︎🙵 ☜︎⌘︎❒︎♏︎♋︎●︎ ♓︎⬧︎ ♋︎■︎ ♓︎♎︎♓︎□︎⧫︎ ♋︎■︎♎︎ ♋︎❒︎♏︎ ♒︎♋︎◻︎◻︎⍓︎ ⧫︎♒︎♓︎⬧︎🕯︎●︎●︎ ♌︎♏︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ □︎■︎●︎⍓︎ ⧫︎♓︎❍︎♏︎ ♒︎♏︎ ♋︎◻︎◻︎♏︎♋︎❒︎⬧︎ ♓︎■︎ ⧫︎♒︎♏︎ ♌︎□︎□︎🙵📬︎

Taliyah: I don't want to know.

I'm actually kinda curious about what Teemo said there. Guess I'll never know. I will, however, know that Ezreal was stealing Lux's panties in a dream. Wait, does that mean my roast hits even harder since he can only dream about her, or does it hit weaker? Roasting isn't exactly my thing, I just said what everyone thinks when they see him, besides shut up Ezreal. Wait, have I actually said that yet?

Teemo: Ugh, you think Kai'chicken lady would be a little quieter on her exit stage left.

Taliyah: I thought it was exit stage right?

Teemo: It's definitely left.

Y/N: Exit stage west and exit stage east.

Teemo: Well, now you're just being a booty head.

That one almost made me laugh. I was expecting a cuss word, one that Dustin would've likely taught him. Wait no, Marco has the best cuss words. He just never gets the opportunity to use them. I brought out some of the extra sweet dough that I had for breakfast and we all partook of it, minus Kai'sa of course. As Ezreal got to packing his things I pull up the map and begin crunching numbers. How long it would take and the potential chance I rank up before we get there. We were looking at about two more hours of walking. It's about six-thirty right now so we'll arrive somewhere close to nine. I should be able to cap out before the end of the day.

Once everyone was done with the camp, Taliyah lowered the walls. The direct heat of the sun that was blocked out suddenly washed over us. Teemo was the only one who groaned. Just about everyone was used to this.

Y/N: Kai'sa was heading back east. Probably scouting out the potential Xer'Sai.

Ezreal: Not a problem. Kai'Chicken lady can handle her-

Y/N: Shut up Ezreal.

Mission accomplished. He didn't seem too pleased and straightens his jacket. He then walks up to me all tough guy-like, making me roll my eyes.

Ezreal: You know kid, I ain't the kindest treasure hunter you've ever met.

Oh goodie! A tough act to intimidate me. Now if he could make me take him seriously then I would almost think about being intimidated. Truth is, I'm probably way stronger than Ezreal right now. I'm sitting pretty close to seven thousand health thanks to Grasp of Undying and my tank items. Yeah, Ezreal can do a lot of damage but this isn't the MOBA game. I have the ability to vertically dodge everything he does and not have to walk out of a straight line.