the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

Pause!

Lexsi: WE'RE FREE FROM RTA!

Others: YAY!

Jonah: No more racist Star!

Others: YAY!

View screen turns on.

George: You finished RTA, well, woo-hoo! I guess. Huh. Well, I found the longest living hells on earth, and it's called... Wolf Tails!

Lexsi: NO!

George: 160 pages long...

Others: NO!

George: Oh, believe me, I'm leaving that one for last... I have a preview of a hell right here called Stones of Nature...

Lexsi: Oh... ew.

George: GOOD LUCK, IDIOTS!

BEEP! BEEP!

Emily, Tom, Crow, and Jonah: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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