the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #9- Chapter 2- END

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Joel Robinson (R)

Jonah Heston (H)

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CHAPTER 2:

DINO DOMES,

PRESENT.

"Hey Dinoboy! We need something from your grave yard please!"

L- (in a British accent) "What an odd thing to say."

said Star cheerfully. "I know! I was sent here by Foxgirl to find it!" Dinoboy said. "Ok?" Star said awkwardly. As Dinoboy was searching his graveyard. "Hey, is it over here?!" Asked Star sarcastically as Dinoboy rushed to where she was pointing. Star chuckled as she ran toward a mysterious spot while leaving Dinoboy looking.

R- So they were looking for the exact same thing, but Star wanted to find it first.

"Found it!" Star said as she rushed to her leader mobile with the brown fossil in her paw. As she got to where the RTA was, she secretly cracked open the fossil and let the pepper roll out. "I am gonna get the STAR POWER!" Star smiled.

R- And of course she's evil now.

She found the ingredients from Jungle Oceana and put it in a bowl. "Now to get the Eagle feather, sugarcube, a lock of a dead one's fur, and fox's fur."

L- Hear me out: Dead Fox.

H- But did we love the fox?

Star said as she rushed toward Dawn's grave. She pressed the letters on the gravestone and opened the grave. There, she saw her aunt Dawn. With her claws at the ready, she grabbed some bunches of her fur. She SWIPED her claw and she had the fur.

H- Wait a second, I didn't know you could just do that.

As she ran back, she kept on thinking about headlines in the newspaper: Star Moonsties- Leader of RTA unlocks Star power using Growth cake. And, Star Moonsties Proved LEGEND! She thought. As she sprinkled the fur into the bowl, she heard Foxgirl yell: "I HAVE THE FOX FUR!!!" Foxgirl shouted. It is my chance!!! Star thought as she said: "I will keep it in a secret drawer." "Sure!" Foxgirl smiled as Star, out of sight, put the fur into the bowl. But then, Foxgirl said as she teleported in front of Star, "Not so fast missy! I have mind reading, remember? So, what is exactly your chance to do what?"

R- Superheroes and their mind reading, amiright?

asked Foxgirl suspiciously. "Oh, what is it with YOU?!" Star asked harshly as she teleported to the Unicorn Clouds. "Leave her mommy, please."

L- Switching ages again, I see.

Said Alaska as she stopped her mother. "She will learn her lesson." Alaska said.

CHAPTER 3:

UNICORN CLOUDS

PRESENT

"Ok, which way to the blue cloud?" Asked Star as she looked at a unicorn. "That way, senorita." The unicorn pointed to a pure blue cloud.

L- Don't ask why I came up with the idea of Spanish Unicorns, but here we are.

"Thank you." Star said as she scooped four cups of pure sugarcube. She teleported the bowl to her and put the sugarcube in. As she teleported to the Electric Mountain, she saw a glimpse of the eagle as she flew toward her destination. She jumped out of the portal and hung on the eagle's wing. "GET OFF ME!!" The eagle shouted, trying to break free. "No! Let us make a deal! You give me some brown feathers, and I let go!" Star shouted in the hard winds. "Why?" Asked the eagle, trying to find a cave in the mountain. "There is a cake I have to-" "The GROWTH CAKE?! Terribly sorry, but 200 years ago a tiger named Firesun said the same thing. You are a wolf!" "I know, but the recipe was found by my crew, the RTA-" "RTA??! Well, sure! Take as much as you like!"

H- (a la hillbilly) "Well sure!"

The eagle said as Star got the brown feathers. "Thank you!" Star shouted as she dropped into her portal. "Finally!" said Star, exhaustedly. "All, right, time to make this Growth Cake, and then get the power of Stars! I mean, it just SEEMS right because my name is Star so, yeah! I REALLY need to have this!"

L- It's like when my sister gets so into Stitch because she got stitches.

giggled Star excitedly. "None for the members! I am unique!" Star said as she began to drink it, until she heard Foxgirl yell: "STAR! Don't-" But Star drank it anyway.

ALL- You go girl!

THE END!

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