All the riffers are...
Tom Servo (T)
Crow T. Robot (C)
Mike Nelson (M)
Gypsy (G)
Lexsi Marinn (L)
Joel Robinson (R)
Jonah Heston (H)
Emily Connor (E)
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T- AHH!
E- Why are we all in here?
L- Maybe it's because we've reached the 10th RTA book and we need to celebrate.
M- By reading the 10th RTA book?
H- Might be George's idea of a celebration.
C- Yeah, one sec- HEY! ARE THERE ANY FORRESTERS IN HERE?!
...
C- We're good. start the story.
PROLOGUE
STAR'S ROOM
PRESENT
"Am I melting?! AHHHHH!" Star screamed as she saw the acid trail down her paws. "POSITIVE VIBE! HURRY!" Foxgirl shouted as Star stopped melting and grew back.
E, L, AND T- (a la Hair) She asks me why... I'm just a hairy guy... I'm hairy noon and night...
"Now let's see if I have the power I DESERVE!!" "NO! GET THAT POWER OUT!" "STOP! GET OUT OF HERE! DON'T TALK TO YOUR LEADER THAT WAY!!" Star yelled harshly
C- (deadpan) Oh wow. A fight scene.
as she used her star power as a beam of light flew Foxgirl out the window. "WHOOOOA!"
H- (deadpan) Woahhh...
shouted Foxgirl as she flew out. "SUPER WINGS!" cried Foxgirl as she formed wings and shot another beam back at Star. "HAH! STAR SHIELD!" Star shouted as she formed a galaxy shield in front of her. "STAR! YOU MUST STOP! FOR YOU ARE BEING GREEDY! LOOK AT YOUR PAWS! THEY ARE MELTING FASTER THAN BEFORE!"
M- I have no idea what's going on right now.
cried Foxgirl. "AAAAAAAAH! NOOOOOOO!" screamed Star. "GOOD VIBE GOOD VIBE!"
ALL- (a la Hair) Gimmie head with hair... Long beautiful hair... shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen waxen-
R- Wrong story, picture.
CHAPTER 1:
FOXGIRLS ROOM IN ORIGINAL
RTA HQ,
PRESENT.
Blink, blink blink, blink, went Star's eyes as she awoke from her faint. "Wh-what happened?" she asked in complete bewilderment. "You turned evil and started melting, but then when I told you that you were melting, you swayed and danced all that evil out of you."
T- (a la Foxgirl) "But for some reason you danced to the musical Hair."
said Foxgirl softly. "Nikkasso will be here soon to heal you." Foxgirl calmed Star as she was out of the room. Beside Star's bed was her diary. She saw that she had a pen with her too. So she wrote:
Dearest Diary,
M- This is new.
I have to say that I am not only happy that I got the power from the oh so famous GROWTH CAKE,
R- I am oh so tired of this series.
but I was greedy. I hope Nikkasso will come soon. OUCH! The melt stopped, but it STINGS AND BURNS! But hey, now I am the most POWERFUL LEADER IN THE WORLD!!! Who cares about melting?! Nikkasso is going to SUCK the melting thing out of me! So no more caring about GOOD vibe! I can do WHATEVER. I. WANT!!
L- I was in an argument with my co-author again, clearly.
STAR MOONSTIES
"Star, why do you always hurt? Be careful for once! Now tell, have you ever had a serious thing at the doctors?" Nikkasso asked.
C- (a la Star) "Well, I was born..."
"No?" Star said. "Well, this will be hard, I have to suck bad vibe out. No sleep gas." "Ok, I will try my best to keep quiet. Do it on the elbow please." Star said. "NO ELBOW! NEED TO DO FOREHEAD!"
T- (a la Nikkasso) "You stupid, stupid girl!"
Nikkasso ordered as she pointed the needle towards Star's forehead. As she pushed the needle down, Star fell into a sleep....
CHAPTER 2
STAR'S DIARY
A FEW WEEKS AGO
DIARY! THIS IS URGENT! I JUST GOT THE GROWTH CAKE RECIPE AND GOT THE INGREDIENTS! Well, SOME of them. I am going to the graveyard to get a LOCK of Dawn's fur, finally, I am going to be the MOST LIKED LEADER OF THE WORLD! And I 'm winning the WAR! Goodbye, VILLIANS! I DO NOT CARE IF THEY ARE COUSINS! Oop! Gotta go!
E- How come we never got this whole diary thing before? It really shows how much you can hate Star.
STAR MOONSTIES
YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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