the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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    RTA #9- Prologue- Chapter 1

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    Today's riffers are...
    Lexsi Marinn (L)
    Joel Robinson (R)
    Jonah Heston (H)
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    PROLOGUE
    HOSPITAL
     A DAY LATER
    "All troops are trained, leader." Saluted Tigerstroke. But Star was not listening.
    ALL- STAR, COME ON!
    Instead, she sang a song
    H- No.
    about a myth
    L- NO.
    on Jungle Oceana that Tigrwings told her. It went like this:
    ALL- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    If you needed to fight a war,
    It is like a tiger in the night.
    Fight what it is for.
    A tiger in the night.
    R- Yeah, makes sense. That checks out.
    Firesun was brave at first,
    A tiger in the night,
    She created what we now think is burst.
    A tiger in the night.
    H- The hell is a "burst"?
    She died one day in a tough storm.
    A tiger in the night.
    That night her family sat and mourned.
    A tiger in the night.
    Her grave sat at the ocean coast,
    A tiger in the night.
    We believe it is what we love most.
    L- We're not entirely sure.
    A tiger in the night.
    It just might be the key,
    A tiger in the night.
    I know that, because her daughter was me...
    For some reason, that song sounds like it MEANS something... 
    H- Yeah, the tigers aren't too sure about their religion, it seems.
    It sounds like it. Wait... KEY! It must be the key to win the war! But the love most part I think means we sacrifice someone?
    ALL- WOAH!
    L- Where'd you get THAT from?
    Well, time to tell them... Star thought.
    R- (a la Star) "Gary, you're done."
    "EVERYBODY: NEXT STOP: JUNGLE OCEANA!" Star announced. 
     CHAPTER 1: 
    JUNGLE OCEANA,
    PRESENT.
    Star saw Firesun's grave on the far coast. "There!" Star said. "Tigerflight, go above and see what is happening." Star said. "Look on the back of the grave!"
    H- GIFT CARD!
    Shouted Tigerflight. There, on the back, was an actual key and a tiger head pointing to a cave. As they walked in, they saw a leaf that had indian tiger written on it. "It is a recipe." Said Tigerwings, inspecting the oh so very old leaf. "What does it say?" Asked Tigerice and Star. "Why, it is the recipe for growth cake!
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