SON #1- Host Segment

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(Emily, Tom, and Crow are all setting up some stuff. Jonah enters.)

Jonah: What's all this?

Crow: We got inspired by the beautiful work that is Stones of Nature and decided to perform our own ritual ceremony to implant a gem!

Jonah: Oh.

Emily: Yes! Here, get in the middle of our kumbaya circle.

(Jonah does as told)

Jonah: Now what?

Tom: Now I will say words.

Jonah: Sorry, what about the whole gem thing?

Emily: SHUT UP. Let Tom live her dream.

(Tom takes out a sheet of paper)

Tom: "Gemsuns and GEMOONS and gemlightningbugs and gemhurricanes and gemlights and gemdarks and gemyesses and gemnoses and-"

Crow: WE GET IT.

Tom: "I bellow you to look at this... thing!"

Jonah: What?

Tom: "Stab him to show your approval of him."

Jonah: WHAT?

(Crow takes the gem shards on the table and inches closer to Jonah)

Jonah: What are you doing?

(Crow stabs Jonah in the throat with the gems. Jonah falls to the ground, choking)

Emily: OH, DAMN!

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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