(Emily, Tom, and Crow are all setting up some stuff. Jonah enters.)
Jonah: What's all this?
Crow: We got inspired by the beautiful work that is Stones of Nature and decided to perform our own ritual ceremony to implant a gem!
Jonah: Oh.
Emily: Yes! Here, get in the middle of our kumbaya circle.
(Jonah does as told)
Jonah: Now what?
Tom: Now I will say words.
Jonah: Sorry, what about the whole gem thing?
Emily: SHUT UP. Let Tom live her dream.
(Tom takes out a sheet of paper)
Tom: "Gemsuns and GEMOONS and gemlightningbugs and gemhurricanes and gemlights and gemdarks and gemyesses and gemnoses and-"
Crow: WE GET IT.
Tom: "I bellow you to look at this... thing!"
Jonah: What?
Tom: "Stab him to show your approval of him."
Jonah: WHAT?
(Crow takes the gem shards on the table and inches closer to Jonah)
Jonah: What are you doing?
(Crow stabs Jonah in the throat with the gems. Jonah falls to the ground, choking)
Emily: OH, DAMN!
BEEP! BEEP!
ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!
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the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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