the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #4- Chapter 4-7

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

Jonah Heston (J)

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CHAPTER 4:

THE NEW NAME OF

RTA,

RTA HQ, PRESENT.

L- Oh wow, the New Name of RTA is a time. Huh.

"Guys! I have an awesome idea! We should give ourselves a new name, then we can just........ Relax as the kids have a turn."

T- "We need a new name because we're kids!" "We need a new name so we can avoid helping others!" SHUT UP!

a calm Foxgirl said to the other adults. Alaska, Spinel, Sardonyx, Luna, Table-turn, Time, Hunter, Dawn, Sapphire, Garnet, and Tigerflight were all playing in the kid play area,

L- You see how I was so desperate to make the chapter longer?

which was in another room. The kids could not hear the adults. "Yeah.......that could possibly work." Mis-match looked around Foxgirl., Tigewings, Dinoboy, Daylight, Past, and Lapis. "Yeah! Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's do it!" said Mis-match happily. Foxgirl, Mis-match, Dinoboy, Daylight, Past, and Lapis all put their claws and paws together and said in unison "One, two, three, GO RESCUE TEAM!"

L- Notice how TIGERWINGS isn't agreeing with it? I made it VEEERY clear that TIGERWINGS wasn't agreeing with it because YEAH.

CHAPTER 5

A DAY LATER

JUNGLE OCEANA

"Mom, I have been thinking that I can be the technician." Tigerfight said as she and her mom were eating their blueberry cake. "You are! Remember?" Tigerwings said. "I am not gonna help you, you form a story of your own!"

L- The other guy who was writing this with me wanted everyone to help each other and I didn't like that.

"I like that! No help! Goooooood!"

L- I LIKE THAT, HMMM? NO HELP, HMMM?

J- That was a huge side-eye for your co-author.

Tigerflight smiled. "Do you like being a superhero?" "Yes! With no help I will be awesome!"

ALL- WINK WINK.

Tigerflight shouted. A mysterious figure ran past their cabin with a grey cat with purple eyes in her arms. "Help!" Amethyst cried.

T- So wait, this isn't ALL your fault?

L- So I had a co-writer for all of these, okay? Sue me.

J- We're gonna have a talk about this.

CHAPTER 6

FIRST DAY OF RTA

RTA HQ

Power training was the hardest for Alaska, her claws would not strengthen! "UGH! I JUST CAN'T DO IT! MOOOOOOOOOOM!"

T- That was Lex when she needed another bad writer.

L- Shut up.

Alaska shouted. "Yes leader of kids RTA?

L- Oh look! They changed the name eventually! Hahah... Hah...

Is there something I can help you with?"

L- Hah...

asked Foxgirl. "Well, this drill. I CAN'T DO IT AND IT IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!" Then, Tigerflight brung in a cardboard Superfiretiger, "Hit it! I am supposed to help you!"

J- Makes sense. Cardboard cutouts make everything better.

She said. Alaska slashed the cardboard. Not a single scratch. "UGH! SEE! WHAT DID I TELL YOU!" cried Alaska as she buried her face into her paws. When no one was looking, Foxgirl crept out of the room with silent paws. "Hey, with more practice, you'll get better!" said Tigerflight, trying to assure Alaska. "Mom!" Alaska called. No answer. "MOM!" No answer. "GRRRRRRRR!"

T- For not wanting help, she sure loves it!

Alaska growled as she burst out her sharp claws and burst a light from her body. She grew and grew, then it went dark. "Umm Alaska?" worried Tigerflight. Where did she just go? "Ummmm, why am I the size of my mom?"

J- Puberty! God, doesn't Foxgirl give her the talk?

Alaska asked. "Because you can control your powers based on your emotions." Smiled Foxgirl. Alaska then shrank back to normal size, "Hey! My claws grew!"

L- She got what she wanted... But at what cost?