the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #4- Chapter 2

Jonah Heston (J)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

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CHAPTER 2:

RTA HQ

PRESENT

Foxgirl jumped down from a cliff she created and then made it disappear with a flick of her paw.

J- You're telling me she created a cliff so she could pull a Lion King just in case her friend's kids came back to Earth?

T- Jonah, she's dedicated.

"So, do I ring any bells for you? If I don't, that is perfectly fine." said Foxgirl happily.

L- same question from before, different font.

"Yes, yes! I know who you are!" shouted Spinel, Sardonyx, and Luna in unison. "You are one of my mom's closest friends besides Auntie Peridot!"

J- I don't know if that was an insult or...

cried Luna, obviously excited now. "Oh Eclipse... how I miss you...... Anywho! So as you may know, I am the leader of RTA. BUT! What you don't know is......."

T- The dots indicate suspense.

said Foxgirl. "Come here Alaska!" Foxgirl called calmly. Slowly a little Timber wolf puppy came into the room.

ALL- THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

"H-H-H-Hi, I am A-A-A-Alaska...... Who.... are... you?"

T- Not another stutter wutter.

stammered Alaska. "Alaska, this is Luna, Eclipse's daughter, and Spinel and Sardonyx, Peridot's daughters. Boy, how I miss them......

L- Cut to the chase, hon.

But as you can already see, they are fantastically nice! I think once you all get to know each other, you all will be amazing friends!" And as the hours went by, Spinel, Sardonyx, Luna, and Alaska all became great friends. Just then, Tigerwings walked in.