Lexsi Marinn (L)
Jonah Heston (J)
Tom Servo (T)
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CHAPTER 9:
THE DOCTOR,
PRESENT
Blink, blink blink went Alaska's eyes as she awoke in the medic's room. Alaska heard the nurse muttering to the doctor, "Milo manac nicakilla?"
J- ENOUGH WITH THE M WORDS!
in Jungle Oceana. What the nurse muttered was "What is she?" Tigerflight said, "Nicakilla miso Timbasak." to the Doctor. Tigerflight had said, "She is a Timberwolf." "Uuuuhh...." moaned Alaska. "ALASKA!" Tigerflight shouted. Alaska then covered her ears and mumbled, "Tigerflight, ow. That hurts. To loud....."
L- Oh, you know, I forgot how to write "too" in 5th grade... Silly me.
"Oh, sorry Alaska. I didn't know that your ears would be sensitive once you woke up. Sorry again." said Tigerflight sheepishly. "Oh, no, no. It's perfectly fine, Tigerflight. I mean, I did just wake up from passing out though so......." said Alaska sounding a bit hoarse.
T- Passing out from an allergy attack doesn't give you SENSORY ISSUES!
"Thank you Alaska. Now, you need to get more rest, ok? I'm sorry. I forgot you were allergic to gems. I-I-I-I should have known better. This is all my fault." sighed Tigerflight. "Tigerflight, it's OK! It could have happened to anyone. It's not your fault. I will be fine in a few hours after I rest some more and enchant my allergy to go away.
J- You could've done that in the FIRST PLACE!
I mean, I am the formal leader of RTA, right?!" said a tired Alaska.
L- If you keep up this act, it's gonna be former.
"Yeah, I suppose you're right Alaska! I shouldn't come down so hard on myself like that." said Tigerflight quitely. "No............ Problem..........." said Alaska slowly as she fell back asleep, and entered darkness once again.
CHAPTER 10:
THE DOCTOR,
PRESENT
Alaska woke up to to Tigerflight shouting "Help! Help! HEEEEEEEEELP!" Alaska sat up suddenly. "Huh? Who needs help? With what?" Alaska asked worriedly. "Alaska, you're awake! Hooray! But, we've got a bigger problem on our paws! Luna is having a vision, and she said that-well, lets just say that destruction is coming! Oh, and she passed out as soon as the vision was over!
J- Ah, that's how all Oracle stories go...
Spinel, Sardonyx, Table-turn, Time, Hunter, Dawn, Sapphire, and Garnet, are all running crazy!
L- Look at little me. Making sure everyone remembers that there's too many people in the story.
UGH! I wonder if this is what happens with your mom and her team?" Tigerflight informed Alaska. "Then whatever problems the world throws at us, we can solve them." Alaska said daringly as she stood up and the wind ruffled her fur.
T- You're in the doctor's office.
"Then let's show the..... Ummm..... Destruction who's boss!" said Tigerflight enthusiastically. Alaska grinned at her and they ran outside. "Oh no. This is waaaaay worse than I thought Tigerflight. It's
J- My Seven Evil Ex's.
our evil aunts. Mine, and Sunset, my aunt's daughter." Alaska gulped, with a face of pure horror. "Oh no, that means-" said Tigerflight as she was cut off by a menacing voice. "Hello my niece. You must be Tigerflight." said SuperFireTiger. "Uh oh. Alaska, we might be in some HUGE trouble." feared Tigerflight.
L- Really, they're in fear? Didn't know that.
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the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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