Lexsi Marinn (L)
Tom Servo (T)
Jonah Heston (J)
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CHAPTER 7:
"Good job!" cried Tigerflight.
(Jonah sobs obnoxiously)
"Also, you have every power, just like me. So, you can turn certain powers on, and off! For example, if you wanted to use your mind reading, you turn that on and turn off all the other powers. That is how you can control your powers."
L- This is convincing me that the Inside Out control panel is real.
said Foxgirl calmly. "Whoa! Now that's what I call cool!" a happy Alaska said. "Now I will go back home and you can make your own story. Bye. OH and one more thing! Come on home when you think you are done! The others are back at their homes, so every problem you have to deal with yourself. I will miss you Alaska. Please write. OK, now I must say goodbye. Your 'team' is saying goodbye to their parents as well."
T- Okay, this is a realistic mom.
Foxgirl said as she ran away, tears filling her eyes. "Bye mommy..... Well, I guess it is my turn now......."
L- You wimp! We call her MOTHER!
CHAPTER 8:
A DAY LATER
"Wow! I love this place!" Spinel and Alaska smiled as they looked at the indian tiger features. "Try these plums!" Said Tigerflight. "Uhhhh. I'll pass. What's that green stuff?" Said Alaska. "Fresh green leaves."
J- And this is when we find out that Jungle Oceana lives in poverty.
"Ummm, what about the coconut?" "This? This is an enchanted coconut. I will create what I am if you drink it. A tiger." "With wings?" "No. You will have the same powers. But a tiger."
L- And they just have that lying around? Jeez...
"Well. What about that moose meat?" "Sure! Hold on, we need gem shards on this. Sardonyx?" Tigerflight asked as Sardonyx sprinkled gem specks and shards onto the meat. "It tastes better this way."
J- This is how fathers lure their kids into losing their loose teeth.
"Ok.... I'll give it a try..." Alaska gulped down the moose. She felt kind of puffy... then she remembered: SHE WAS ALLERGIC TO GEMS!
T- HOW?!
"Okasi! Okasi!" Tigerflight shouted in the streets. Okasi in indian tiger words
L- Yeah, I was a teensy bit of a racist baby when writing these.
T- So Randy Feltface was right.
meant "Medic." "Nikkaso! Nikkaso!" The other Indians shouted at a tiger with turquoise stripes. "Omai! Misako bloona! Okasi?" Nikkaso asked. "Sie! Sie!" Tigerflight shouted. What Nikkaso said was: "My! What is wrong? Medic?" Everything went black as Alaska passed out. The last thing she heard was Tigerflight saying, "Okasi, Misathc mosaiith meineal ockasla?"
T- They sure like the letter "m".
J- I gotta say, I'm getting frustrated at these words.
(That means, medic, will she be OK? In Jungle Oceana). Then, Alaska was out. And the only thing she could see was darkness.
T- Yes, that's what you see when you're "out".
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the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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