the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

SON #1- Chapter 3-5

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 3

Luni's Den

Present

"Who's there?" Luni growled.. It's not Gray, for sure. It's not mom, her voice is older than that. And it's definitely not Misty or else I'd see her already... Luni thought.

"Who are YOU, for one. And ME? I'm just coming back to see how my leopards are doing. And why is the leopard scent stale?"

J- Are you telling me that Luni killed LEOPARDS?!

E- It's not even their natural habitat!

Asked the voice. Luni noticed a tuft of white fur emerge from the side.

Is that Albina? No... Albina is way too scared of this den. Luni thought. "I'm not telling you." Luni sighed loudly.

(Tom sighs obnoxiously loud)

Then, along with the fur that was seen from the side of the entrance, he saw a stone on this stranger's chest. It's getting closer! Luni thought loudly. "Uh, you better watch out! Cuz I... have SUPER SPEED!" Luni shouted. But I don't know how to control it.. But I gotta make her scared! Thought Luni again.

"Super speed?" Asked the voice. "YEP, AND... AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!" Luni growled. But what does speed do? I can trip her... or stun her? No. I have never actually killed someone! AHHH CHOICES!

T- You know what this reminds me of? Luna when she ponders about killing others for no reason.

E- You're right... Are we in RTA again?

J- Let's scan for racists.

Luni's thoughts were so loud, that he just wanted to do something. "Come in and SHOW YOURSELF!" Luni howled.

"Fine, fine. You don't sound like the type to kill anyway." Said the voice. Don't say anything, you'll just make it worse. Thought Luni. Then, the stranger emerged from the darkness and came out as a white she-wolf with blue eyes and a gemstone implanted on her chest.

"ST-ST-ST-" Luni stammered.

C- (mockingly) ST-ST-ST... STARGAZING PANDAS!

"STONE ANIMAL!!!!!" Shouted Luni, dashing around with the yellow sparks flickering off his fur.

"How do you do that? Are you scared?" Asked the she-wolf.

T- Stargazing pandas?

C- I panicked.

"No..." Luni fell to the ground in front of the white wolf.

"Your aura, but.. You're a PACK DOG! Unless..." The white wolf started smelling Luni all over.

E- Kindergarten crushes. Gotta love 'em.

"WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AREN'T YOU GONNA TURN ME INTO STONE? SOLID STONE?" Luni growled.

"Your aura.

ALL- AURA?!

It's..." The white wolf said. "Gemlight and Pack-ish. But it has to be EXACT." The white wolf started tasting the air and smelling the air all over again.