the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #8- Host Segment

Joel: Alright, guys, before we head out, there's a special someone who will be joining us...

(Lexsi enters)

Emily: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE ALIVE!

Lexsi: ("frat boy") Yeah. I arose.

Emily: I MISSED YOU!

Lexsi: Yeah, they were all saying Adios, which is "bye" in Spanish, and I arose and was all "I PASSED OUT YOU IDIOTS CHECK FOR A PULSE NEXT TIME!" So like... Yeahhhh...

Emily: Well, I mean... I got your letters... I saw you at that Con one time and we had a chat.

Lexsi: yeah...

Emily: We had dinner...

Lexsi: Yeah...

Emily: I thought you were dead!

Lexsi: Actually, I literally woke up in your room why did you think I was dead?

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: OH WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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