the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #7- Chapter 1-2

Kinga Forrester (K)

Max (M)

Jonah Heston (J)

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J- Hey, whoever's in here, please can you- shoot.

K- Shoot.

M- Shoot.

ALL- Shoot.

CHAPTER 1

SOLAR'S TRAINING

TWO YEARS LATER

J- Oh well, riff away with me.

"Solar! Watch the tail!" Called Solar's twin, Star, as Solar was going through a training course for him to be king. "I..... KNOW..... SIS!" painted Solar in between breaths. "Ok ok." said Star, a bit offended. Solar was nearing the end, and he went off with a huge burst of speed. "WHOA! HOW-WHAT? Where'd you get the cool speed boost bro?"

J- Have you ever heard of... Pockets?

asked Star, full of wonder. "I-I-I-I dunno! Where DID I get my speed boost?!" Solar stammered. "Hey, what is going on here? OH Solar! Did you just take the training course so that you could be king?"

M- See, that's good, restating the question to fit the context, very nice...

asked Luna. "MOM! MOM! I got a big speed boost once I neared the end, and I have NO IDEA where it came from!" Solar exclaimed. "Ah, that is nice Solar. That might have been a confidence boost. When you are confident that you will.... Let's say that in your case, you are confident that you will finish the race strong. Then, that confidence will build up, and give you a speed boost, depending on how confident you are."

K- That's called adrenaline.

"Have you forgotten? He is only training to be a STRONG king! Not to win a race to be king! Your kind does not have a king! He is next in line!" Tigerice stepped in.

J- "He's gonna be king! But it's not a monarchy! But now it is!" PICK ONE!

"Have you forgotten about Alpha?" Asked Luna. "She is queen? Ah, yes, that evil wolf." Tigerice remembered. "Alpha! Yeah! The one that our mom got out of!" Solar Shouted. "How did you know that about me?" Luna asked in both fury and sweetness. "Alpha told us!" Solar said. "Bro! What did I tell you about that? You are gonna get us killed!" Star shoved her twin.

M- Should I call someone?

Star usually is the pup who can keep a secret and is serious.

J- "Bro! Bro, what'd I tell you about that?"

Solar? Not so much. "Buh-bye." Said Star as she used her portal. Solar is not like her sister when it comes to powers. Solar is the pup with a bright streak on his fur and has super speed and strength.

K- So that wasn't a confidence boost?

Star has Luna and Eclipse's powers and has a bright indigo streak on her fur. "Solar Moonsties." Luna said in full rage. "Go to your room. NOW." "Oh, ok. Sorry mama.." said Solar sadly as he hung his head and padded slowly to his room.

K- He'll never make it.

CHAPTER 2

SOLAR AND STAR'S ROOM

PRESENT

"Why did I get in trouble?" Solar asked. "YOU talked to her too!" "You got in trouble because you SAID it." Star said,