the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

SON #1- Prologue- Chapter 2

Today's riffers are...

Emily Connor (E)

Jonah Heston (J)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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C- 160 pages?

T- Not yet, Crow.

J- 160 pages...

E- 160 pages?

T- NOT YET!

C- I know, but we'll read it eventually!

THE PACK

ALPHA:

Kek: A black wolf with brown eyes

HEALER:

Misty: A gray speckled she-wolf

GROWN WOLVES:

Luna: A blueish-white she-wolf

Albina: Reddish-black she-wolf

Luni: A gray wolf with blue eyes

Gray: A gray she-wolf with green eyes

Death: A red-black wolf

J- Makes sense.

PUPS:

Aron: A young brave black pup

T- YOU DONE MESSED UP A-A-RON!

J- Tom, it only has one "a", don't say that

Griffin: A brown she-pup

THE CLAN

Leader:

Pure: A white-blue she-cat

Grown cats:

Gift: A white she-cat

Yarrow: A gray-white tom

Moss: A blueish-black tom

Cardinal: A yellow tabby she-cat

Kits:

Crow: A black tom

C- I'm not "Tom", I'm Crow!

Hemming: A beautiful white she-cat

The Silver Prophecy

E- NO.

Eyes of blue, fur of gray...

C- WHY!

Courage of lions, made ones pay...

First our enemy, next our friend...

Her eyes will meet this life's end...

Two lost children in the mix...

T- Really? REALLY? Can we have ONE book that doesn't say that.

You'll find the culprit in the woodland sticks...

Prologue

Luni...

E- Main character question mark question mark question mark???

What? Who are you?

Luni...

Yes, I'm here! Who are you?

Come...

What? I don't see you!