the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #4- Prologue, Chapter 1

Today's riffers are...

Jonah Heston (J)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Tom Servo (T)

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PROLOGUE

THE MOON

J- (at the picture) What'd I do?

A grey cat with pink eyes looked at her sister, a grey cat with orange eyes. "Sardonyx, will we see Luna today?" Asked the pink eyed cat. "Spinel, you know we see Luna EVERY day."

L- "Idiot."

Sardonyx giggled at her little sister. Just like that, a black dog with a little pup appeared in a portal. "Hey Spinel and Sardonyx! Eclipse and Luna are here!" Shouted their mother, Peridot.

J- Hey, look! It's our favorite Hall monitors!

"Yay! Eclipse! How is Luna today?" asked Spinel and Sardonyx.

T- The characters in all of these books are so in sync.

"Why don't you go play with her while your mother and I have a talk." Eclipse smiled at the cats. "Yes! You promised to do this, Luna!" Smiled Sardonyx as she looked at Luna's portal to Earth.

L- Oh riiiiight... They're on the moon.

J- I don't remember that.

L- It happened when I was with Kinga and stuff.

"Let's go in!" Shouted Spinel as her sister, and herself went into the black portal. "Luna! We have to leave!" Shouted Eclipse as she looked at where they were playing. Eclipse came back with a worried face. "What, Eclipse?" Asked Peridot. "The children." Eclipse said.

L- Revolting children.

T- I never knew you liked Matilda.

L- I don't. I'm a theater kid who knows song names so I need them for jokes.

"What? What is it with the children this time?" asked Peridot worriedly. "There is a paw print, then I don't see a track, they must have used Luna's portal."

CHAPTER 1

RTA HQ

PRESENT

"AHHH! What are you- oh, my mother told me about you two, nice to meet you!" Smiled a grey cat with blue eyes.

L- What? They're literally not from here.

"Are you my aunt's daughter?" Asked Spinel as she hopped through the portal. "Yes, you are Spinel and Sardonyx, yes? I am Sapphire." Smiled the grey cat with blue eyes. "Hey, who are these cats? And the dog apparently?" said a sweet male cat.

T- Let's hope he lives up to that, shall we?

"Hi, my name is Garnet, I am Sapphire's brother." said Garnet sweetly. "Luna? Are you my cousin?" Asked a brown husky. "I am Time, Past's daughter." Said Time.

J- Strangely specific names.

"Where are we, heaven? Did my portal not work? Again? Awww! I really thought we would be going to Earth guys. Sorry." said Luna, sadly.

J- That is the funniest thing I've ever read in your books.

T- Good job, Lex.

"No, your not!"

J- Not what? Apologizing?

said a bold, but yet soft voice.

L- That's what we call an OXYMORON, kids!

T- Why, because it's spoken by a moron, or because it's spoken like a moron?

"Huh?" said Spinel, Sardonyx, and Luna in unison. "Hi, have your mothers told you about me?" asked the strange creature. She looked as though she was a bit fox, and a bit cheetah. "I........ think........ So......."

L- See the dot dot dot dot dot? She's confused and hesitant.

J- Huh.

said Luna slowly. "Oh. That's ok. For I am Foxgirl."

J- I'm so scared to find out what would happen if they didn't know who she was.