the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #10- Host Segment

Emily: (as Star) Thank you guys for coming to my party!

Everyone is here or Star's birthday party except a tiger, who is Lexsi and Crow.

Mike: (dressed as a bear) Open the presents we got you!

Murmurs of agreement.

Emily: Awe, guys! You shouldn't have! It's a Scorpion Stinger! My favorite.

Crow and Lexsi enter as tigers.

Crow: Hello, Star! Happy birthday! We brought this with every ounce of our bank account!

Silence.

Emily: Ew.

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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