the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #6- Chapter 3-END

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Emily Connor (E)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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CHAPTER 3:

The graveyard

PRESENT

"So here it is." Luna sighed as she saw her grandfather's grave: Future Moonstise: 1990-2019 His Message: My Eclipse, I miss you.

E- Not how gravestones work.

It said. Then Luna remembered her bad form. Well, the bad guy on the moon.

L- None of that was prompted, but we also needed to know there's still an existing antagonist.

Alpha. Sheesh! Like I appreciate more pressure! Luna thought in madness. "Hey! THIS leads to his grave under the grave!" Shouted Dawn, curious as usual. Luna went over to where her cousins were standing but stopped at a mysterious grave. It said: Blue Topaz, 2004-2016 His Note: Hold the odds, and they won't be mean. Next grave over.

E- Still not how gravestones work.

C- Dog. The whole prophecy was a picture of a dog.

L- No, wait, read more.

Little cubs and kits,

Will have the evil visit

With their parents gone

They must move on

The fog storm has not happened yet,

It will form tomorrow if you bet

Now they will try to fall asleep,

But they will fall in a volcano, deep.

Be the one with your team,

Hold the odds, and they won't be mean.

C- HEY, GIMMIE MY ODDS!

The gem, moon, sun, and sky,

Won't let evil pass them by.

The one within your heart.

Be the animal from the start!

Follow the leader into a cave,

And you will see she is supposed to be in a grave...

E- Oh, 10 years without parole, tops.

Luna knew what that meant. She had to sleep, the next day, she had to go to Hawaii. In Superfiretiger's volcano, also a volcano castle, she had to fall in there during the fog storm. And she had to follow Alaska into a cave. But the gem moon sun sky part she could not understand. Hmmm. Wonder what that means, thought Luna.

L- Just need to clear this up, that Luna's thinking indicates that she doesn't understand that part in the prophecy.

E- Thank you.

L- Yeah.

Then she realized it. And did something she had never done before. Just for the prophecy. She killed Dawn while Time left to search.

E- I mean, sure, she's killed Dan and all a 'dem, but NEVER Dawn.

Peridot is dead. Now Dawn is dead. That is a gem and moon. The sky must be Tigerflight. Then the sun is Daylight. Sorry Daylight. Your daughter is dead. I have to kill you too.

C- I don't think she's remorseful at all.

Thought Luna as she set off to kill Daylight and Tigerflight. There has been a lot of death today. And it has all been caused.... by me... thought Luna sadly.

CHAPTER 4

TIGERFLIGHT'S OFFICE

PRESENT

"Luna, what?" Tigerflight asked as she finished Pandalight's vehicle. "Ummm, I have to ask you, do you have a sibling?" Luna asked. "No. Not one." "Well do you wish to die?" "No!" "Well, has your mother ever felt that she should die?"

E- This sounds a lot like a conversation with my therapist.

"No! Why?" "Just, goodbye." Luna said as she pounced on Tigerflight. Soon, Tigerflight was in an intense battle with her own teammate. Luna flipped a wrench, it made a terrible scar on Tigerflight. She fell. Then Luna did a grand scrape. Tigerflight was dead.

C- Inside. She just needed to get off the driveway to patch up that boo-boo.

And did Luna feel ever so sorry for that? She did. It was the most sorrow of all. Luna wanted to know where Daylight is. She searched on the tech map. She found her. She was at the front door of the HQ. Luna ran out and killed her. "Sorry." She sniffled. "This was meant for me.." She sobbed terribly on her aunt.

L- She sounds like someone who faked all of this and is now telling their first grade class they killed everyone.

CHAPTER 5

DAWN, TIGERFLIGHT, AND DAYLIGHT'S FUNERAL

PRESENT

"And my daughter is very good. I want to find out who did this." Sobbed Tigerwings as she finished her speech. "I KNOW WHO DID IT!" Yelled Time. "Who?" Asked Tigerwings. "LUNA." Past hissed with her ears back. "No! It was not! Or should you protest Luna?" Eclipse tried to defend Luna. "It was not." Luna sighed. She had never told a lie. But she had to.

C- OH COME ON.

"Let's not blame animals right now!" Shouted Alaska. Tigerflight Jungales, 2010-2020 Her note: I love RTA, I just belong there.

L- What?

Read Tigerflight's grave. Then Dawn's: Dawn Moonsties, 2013-2020 Her message: I love Luna and Time. They are my cousins after all.

E and L- What?

Then Daylight's: Daylight Moonsties, 2005-2020 Her message: My Dawn, live a good life in RTA.

ALL- WHAT?!

"I am afraid she won't, Daylight." Luna sighed. She knows she has not finished the prophecy. She was tired that day. She could not wait for more.

THE END!!!