the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #11- Prologue- Chapter 1

Today's Riffers Are...

Gypsy (G)

Joel Robinson (J)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

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THE GENERATIONS AFTER GENERATIONS BOOK 4.

J- Gypsy, where were you?

G- It got boring so I left.

L- That was an option?

PROLOGUE: LUNA'S ROOM, 8 YEARS AGO

Star was being born. She could hear faint voices chanting, "PUSH PUSH PUSH!"

ALL- EW!

but Star had no clue what was happening. Finally, she was welcomed warmly into the world, and she looked up to see her mother smiling down at her. Star gave a little yip, and her mother smiled even warmer. "So, what are you going to name her Luna?" asked a Timber wolf. "I think I might name her... Star. What do you think, Alaska?" asked Luna, Star guessed that was her mom, and Alaska must have been the Timberwolf. "Oh, I love it! But wait, look under Star!" said Alaska. "A boy?!" gasped Luna. "I might name him Solar."

L- The racist Star came from a Feminist mother.

said Luna. "I was thinking of Saturn!" said Alaska. "But I like Solar." she added."How about this? We name the baby boy Solar Jupiter Moonsties, and the girl Star Neptune Moonsties." Luna said. "Good idea!" said Alaska. That was when Star realized that she had a family that would love her forever. Surely, nothing bad could happen to them, right? At the coroner

L- Coroner?

of Star's eye, there stood a pure black wolf with glowing red eyes. Well, as her eyesight cleared, she saw that it looked just like her, white, with a purple stroke. But she did not have red eyes... yet...

J- So she isn't evil yet.

CHAPTER 1: THE BATTLEFIELD,

PRESENT.

As everybody attacked, Star saw the animals who got hurt patched up and fighting. There goes my team! I will join you in a minute! YEAH! Thought Star excitedly. "GET OFF ME!" roared Dirt Dog. "HAH! WE GOT YA NOW!" yelled a voice, then Star realized that it was herself yelling. "Oh, d-d-did I say that aloud?" Star asked Nikkasso sheepishly. "Yes, did. It is ok Ms. Star." Nikkasso reassured Star. "Th-th-th-thanks Nikkasso."

G- Awe, she's shy about yelling during a war!

stammered Star. "Hey, is my daughter ready to battle now, Nikkasso?" asked Luna. "Yes, Ms. Luna. Star ready for battle, she is." "Good." Luna smiled as she fought off some dirt guards. As Star was about to follow them, a big rock piled onto the front. She was TRAPPED! Just then, she saw the tiger with the rock bow behind her. "Hi! Are you Star? I am Tigerrock!" Smiled the tiger. "And HOW are you gonna help me?" Asked Star, rolling her eyes.

J- If you're gonna be racist, Star, be secretive about it.

"Watch, puppy dog." Said Tigerrock as she shrank to the size of an ant. Star watched as she crawled out. "You might want to stand back!" Shouted Tigerrock from the other side. As Star walked back, she saw a giant tiger fist burst through the rock. "You grow big, small, AND normal?"

J- (a la Star) Tigers are NORMAL?

Asked Star as she crawled onto Tigerrock's giant paw. "Duh." Said Tigerrock as she leaned back with Star trying to strengthen her grasp on the giant paw. "Are you okay with going towards your family to fight?" Asked Tigerrock. "Yes- AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Star as she got THROWN towards her family,

ALL- YAY!

L- SOMEONE FINALLY THREW STAR TO THE GROUND!

who was fighting Moosie and his army of poison living flowers and vines. "CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME HERE!?" Star screamed as her family turned their heads toward the falling wolf. Then, as she closed her eyes, she felt a scruffy fur on her back. As she opened them, there was her brother! Holding her and dodging all the poison. "SOLAR?!" Star asked in disbelief. "Yeah sis, I DID get your thousand letters and threw them away," Said Solar. "You are not older, we are TWINS you know."

J- You had to remind the audience of... A simple thing?

Star giggled. "Yep." Solar giggled back. "TWINS! WATCH OUT!!!" Luna cried as she dived into them on their side and pushed them out of an acidic dirt path. "MOM! I thought you fought the dirt guards!" Solar said. "I did, but I got bored waiting." Luna giggled. "What do we have here? My old nemesis? Why, you would be much tastier If you gave yourself to me..." Said a harsh, but yet familiar voice. "Who are you?!" Star closed her eyes as she spoke. "You know, me." Said the voice. Alpha! Star thought.

G- Alpha's a cannibal!

L- This family is crap!