the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #10- END

Tom Servo (T)

Joel Robinson (R)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Jonah Heston (H)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Emily Connor (E)

Mike Nelson (M)

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CHAPTER 5

THE WARFIELD

TWO DAYS LATER

As the Leader Mobile roamed the field, Star was getting hit.

L- On.

INSIDE THE LEADER MOBILE. "GET. AWAY!!!" Star growled as she shot some star power to the bad guys inside. "NEVER. WE NEED THE LEADER MOBILE BECAUSE-" Dirt dog started, but got cut off. "Because WHAT? YOU AREN'T LEADERS! MORE LIKE VILLAINS!" Star shouted back at them.

H- BURN!

She ran out and ordered Tigerflight to take over the Leader Mobile. As she was about to hit Superfiretiger, she saw Tigerwings go in front of her, and drove her off course. "TIGERWINGS! LET ME HIT HER!" Star shouted.

E- Star really IS racist!

M- Yeah, she's got a big problem!

"Goodbye." Tigerwings said as she took Superfiretiger to the medic. "NEVER! I DO NOT WANT MY TWIN TO BE DEAD!" "TWIN?!" Star shouted.

R- Audible gasp! We knew that already!

As Superfiretiger was in the medic room, Nikkasso was giving her surgery. Star watched in disgust as they used tweezers to pick out the potion that was stuck in her. "NOOOOO!" shouted SuperFireTiger. "Oh. Wha-what happened? Why did I feel a bit... evil?"

C- Just a tad, not like I'm the franchise's big villain or anything.

asked SuperFireTiger. "Dirt Dog must have used an evil potion on you." said Tigerwings. "T-TIGERWINGS?! SIS! IS THAT REALLY YOU?!" asked SuperFireTiger excitedly. " Yes! It IS me! Welcome back, Tigerfire!" Tigerwings smiled as she hugged her good twin, Tigerfire. "Is there any news about the RTA?!" Asked Tigerfire. Tigerwings whispered everything to her, which took about 2 hours.

T- Why are we whispering the entire story arc? WE WERE ALL THERE!

Until she whispered something about Star, then they CRACKED UP! "She did WHAT?! THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!" Tigerfire laughed. Star growled low in her throat and said, "What did you say about me TIGERWINGS?" Tigerwings eyes darted back and forth and said with a sheepish grin, "Oh, hehe, umm... nothing?" Tigerwings and Tigerfire paused. Then there was an EXPLOSION of laughter. "WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

L- STAR IS RACIST!

(all erupt into giggling schoolgirls)

Star roared. "It was the one time you thought that there was acid rain outside, so you made such a big deal about it! You never knew it was normal rain until the week after!" Tigerflight, Tigerstroke, Tigerwings, Sunset, Tiggi, Tigerfire, Tigerice, and Eagle eye laughed. "ENOUGH LAUGHING THERE IS A WAR TO WIN!" Star shouted. "We need to get all injured ones in!" "Ok! Tigerfire, go to your room. Eagle eye, go get Tigerflight into bed, I see she is injured." Star ordered. "Got that right! This bite STINGS!"

R- (a la Tigerflight) "I had to wait a full two hours for you guys to notice!"

Tigerflight said as she limped to her hospital bed as fast as she could. "Guys! SAVE TIMBER! HE BREATHED IN SMOKE!!" Alaska shouted as she brang in Timber in her arms. As Nikkasso rushed Timber into his hospital room, two more came in. "HELP! Tigerblood got hit by an arrow!" Shouted Huskycorn. "HELP! Dirt dog clawed Pugpug!" Shouted Huskylight.

E- Who the hell is Huskylight?

As the two hurt animals had been put in their beds, Eagle eye saw Amethyst fight Dirt dog! As Dirt dog was about to pounce on the old cat, Eagle eye flew up and caught Amethyst. As Amethyst caught Jasper, Eagle eye flew them into their rooms. Then, Star saw a flying cat go by, IT WAS GHOST PERIDOT!

M- Oh, BROTHER...

As Sardonyx, Spinel, Diamond, Sapphire, Garnet, and Lapis Lazuli charged, she saw some ghost touch her by the tail. She looked over. IT WAS DAWN AND DAYLIGHT! "We Moonsties KNOW what is going on." Ghost Dawn said as Time, Savannah, Eclipse, Solar, Present, ghost Future, and Luna appeared behind them. "CAMOSUNSTA!" (Which was ATTACK in indian tiger)

L- That's not... Whatever.

Shouted a tiger with a star mark on her chest. She must be Tigerfall, Tigerwing's mother. Star thought as she saw Eagle eye, Tigerwings, queen Tigerflash, Tiggii, Tigerice, and a tiger that had a rock bow on her fur appeared. As all of he indian tigers attacked, including the troops, she saw Momenta, Camo-fox, Sifices, Foxgirl, the troops, and Alaska appear. "ATTACK!!" Shouted the foxes and dinosaurs. "STOP!" Star roared at her teammates. "Come on RTA, sing this POEM!"

H- (a la one of the soldiers) "WE'RE FIGHTING A WAR HERE!"

RTA WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!

SHOW THEM THAT WE ARE DOING RIGHT!

WE ARE BEST WITH OUR TEAM,

WE FIGHT EVIL! WE DON'T BE MEAN!

VICTORY IS IN OUR SIGHT

"Now..." Star sighed. "RTA! UNITE!"

L- Is this her apology video for being racist?

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