the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

SON #1- Chapter 13-15

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 13

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Present

Luni...

ALL- WHAT?!

Again? Who are you?

Open your eyes...

AUUUUGH! WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT?!

I'm waiting for you...

What?

Wake up...

Chapter 14

The Cave

Midnight

"AUUUUGH!" Luni woke up howling. He glanced around the room that was pitch black.

"Luni? Dear, what are you doing this late?" Celeste asked, padding into the room.

E- This is too much of a humanized world of animals.

"Mom... something is happening to me..." Luni huddled up next to his mom.

J- WOAH! You JUST met her!

"Dear, what is happening?"

"This voice... it's the second time already..."

"When has this voice come to you?"

"In my sleep... the first one is the day I got tested and found out I was a Gemlight. The second one is tonight..."

"Dear, you'll wake up the others, I'll tell you a story." Celeste sat down while Luni got comfy in his nest.

"Want to hear the story about the MAKING of Gemlights?"

T- Oh my god, gaslighting at its finest.

"Yes!"

"Once upon a time, there was this wolf and cat. They were in their pack and clan, but they had powers. The wolf, Jasmine, had the power of light and sky. The cat, Nyx, had the power of earth and darkness. Both of them had the power to see the spirits of the dead.

T- Oh, so there's some stable ground there.

One day, Nyx and Jasmine were on a walk, talking about their day. Then, they somehow came into a rugged cave with gemstones. They both found a big gemstone that looked to their liking. Nyx found a big black one, and Jasmine found a big white one. They both touched it and the cave went dark.

E- Which one, the black or white? Specifics, please.

They were greeted by a spirit wolf named Luna, and a cat named Hobbes. They then were sent to different dimensions and were trapped there, Nyx and Jasmine's friendship were separated. Jasmine and Nyx's last moment together was placing scattered glowing gemstones and a wooden plate reading I can't wait to meet again... . The end." Celeste finished.

J- Sorry, but when would they have the time to do that?

"What happened?" Luni asked.

E- She literally just explained this.

"No animal in the forest knows. Not even your father."

C- (a la Luni) But, uh, if we consider the information that you've given me, you do know what happened, and you're just in denial.