Today's Riffers Are...
Kinga Forrester (K)
Max (M)
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K- FINALLY! We're in the stinkin' Satellite
M- Oh! Why?
K- Because, Maxwell, we need to set up a trap for the stupid captives for when they come back in here.
George- Hi, auntie! HIT IT!
K- NO! NO, NOT ANOTHER!
PROLOGUE
LUNA'S BED
A YEAR LATER
"Concentrate, Luna! Concentrate!" Shouted Alaska as Luna was trying to give birth to a baby pup.
K- EW! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!
"Push! Push!" They all chanted. Just then, a baby girl was born. "Wait! Look under the girl!" Shouted Time. There were twins. A baby girl and a baby boy.
M- Shunned since day one.
K- STOP RIFFING, MAX!
"I name the girl Star, and the boy Solar." Luna announced. All the kids grew up and gave birth to other kids.
M- Woah, already?
For instance, Alaska gave birth to Timber. A boy pup. Pandalight gave birth to triplets: Daisy, Doodle, and Dizzy. Well, Sardonyx mated up with Hunter first. Hunter and Sardonyx gave birth to Savannah the half cat, half dinosaur. She had a dinosaur tail. Then Sapphire gave birth to Diamond.
K- It's another one without context. I don't know who these people are. WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
Spinel stayed having no babies, and ended up being queen of gemstone cats. Table-turn then gave birth to Tater-tot and Tinker-Totter, Tater-tot was Tinker-totter's younger brother. "Auntie Luna, WHO killed Auntie Dawn and Grandma Daylight?"
M- ...Oh!
Asked Savanna in worry. "Probably Alpha." Luna lied. "Ok." "Tigerice, give Solar and Star their marks." Luna said. Tigerice gave Solar a dog face with a crown on it. "He will be the Moonsties king." Said Tigerice. She gave Star a Dog face with a crown on it, with a RTA logo behind. "She will be RTA and the queen of your kind when she gives birth."
M- So get a-kickin!
"WOW! My cousin is going to be king?!" Said Savanna. "AWESOME!" But Luna wanted to solve her prophecy. It doesn't matter if it makes her die. She just wants Solar and Star to be safe.
K- THIS SUCKS! IT'S KILLING ME!
YOU ARE READING
the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine
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