the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #8- Chapter 3-END

Emily Connor (E)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Joel Robinson (J)

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CHAPTER 3:

FOXGIRL'S CASTLE

2 HOURS LATER

"Ok. I may be the former leader, but WHAT ARE YA DOING?! TRYING TO KILL ME?!" Foxgirl yelled. "Sis, PLEASE cooperate with them." Said a fox that appeared out of nowhere .

L- I get it with the feminization, but I feel like there's an overpopulation of dislikable girls in my old stuff.

" I am Camo-fox. Her sister and guard." Said the fox. "I am sorry, I won't take the job." Said Foxgirl. "Well, I am." Said Camo-fox, entering the Stripe mobile. "Hold up, are there drinks up there?"

E- Hey, good job Lex, THAT was realistic!

"Yes, Queen Flash sundae, RTA Caffeine, Nikkaso medicine, and... the Alaska snow sundae." Tigerwings said. "ALASKA SNOW SUNDAE!" Foxgirl said as Star giggled. She doesn't know that it is not named after Alaska! Star thought

J- As in, the character. Not the state.

E- That's funny... Almost everything on that drink menu is named after some book-related thing, so why would they add a USA state to the list?

L- I wanted to make a joke.

as Tigerwings smushed up snow and put it into a cup with purple and yellow plums. "Alaska! Try it!" Foxgirl said as she gave Alaska her drink.

J- (a la Alaska) "Haha... You're so funny when you're drinking... Haha..."

"We are here!" Sunset announced. They were at the Dino Domes. "Here goes nothing..." Timber said. "Oh, King Dinoboy, and guard Hunter. Fight with us." "WE DECLINE!" Dinoboy shouted. "Oh?" Asked Timber as he got out some money.

L- Have you met my friend... George?

"NO. And that is FINAL! HUNTER! EXCLUDE THEM OUT!" Dinoboy called as Hunter closed the castle door on them. "There is only one girl left." Said Tigerwings.

E- Sexism: The Other Way Around.

"Actually, TWO." Said Tigerwings as everybody looked up at an electric spark in the sky. A girl and a zebra came down. "Tigerwings, called me right?" Said the girl. "Electro-girl. And Electro-zebra, call our other friends." Said Tigerwings as a husky with a unicorn horn and a pug that used magic spots appeared. "Huskycorn? And Pugpug? Where is Huskywing and Puglight?" Asked Foxgirl as a pug with a bright shine, and a husky with wings came down. Then, Eagleeye came down.

ALL- WHO ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!

E- How does a pug have a "bright shine"?

J- Are we supposed to know about a zebra and girl?

E- How do you use magical spots?

L- WHAT WAS I THINKING WHEN I WAS 10 YEARS OLD?

"HOLD IT! WE ACCEPT!" Shouted Dinooy as he dragged Hunter outside. Then, Peridot's ghost appeared. "Hey. We brought friends." Peridot smiled. Then, Spinel, Sardonyx, Garnet, Time, Past, Present, Amethyst, Jasper, Sapphire, Lapis Lazuli, Eclipse, Tiggi, Tigerice, Momenta, Diamond, Doodle, Daisy, Dizzie, Pandalight, Pandahorn, Mis-match, Table-turn, Tater-tot, and Tinker-totter all came down.