the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #7- Chapter 5-END

Kinga Forrester (K)

Max (M)

Jonah Heston (J)

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CHAPTER 5

ECLIPSE'S STORY

1990

"She is coming!!" Shouted a grey fox named Moon. Moon's wife, Sunstone, had just returned from the Fox Foreigns hospital. It was a beautiful day. "Sunstone! Did you give birth to a cute fox?"

J- You weren't even at the hospital? A horrible choice in a father.

Moon asked as Sunstone knocked on the door of their castle. Sunstone and Moon were king and queen. "I actually gave birth to TWO." Sunstone smiled. "Twins? Perfect! The more the merrier!"

K- Oh come on, not one of THOSE dads.

They all watched as the new cubs crawled around. One of the foxes turned into magnificent colors. "I will name this one Momenta." Sunstone said as she patted the little fox's forehead. The other one was a wolf! "A wolf? That is illegal!" Moon protested.

M- Not gonna lie, I think Sunstone rightfully cheated on this crappy husband.

Then the little wolf stopped time, then resumed time. "Got to the future!" Sunstone yiped with joy.

ALL- SHE'S ONE DAY OLD!

The little wolf tried, but she couldn't. "She can only stay in the present, it looks like." Moon sighted. "Wait! PRESENT! That should be her name!" Sunstone Shouted. "Say, what happened with the R.T.A. gathering group? Tigersight said she would work on it." Said Moon. They looked at the sunny sky, but clouds were gathering. "But the weather said only sunny skies today." said Sunstone worried.

K- There's so many questions they're asking that never contribute to the story at all.

"We must get the little ones inside the palace before whatever bad weather comes." They brought the Momenta and Present into the palace. They saw left and right clouds moving in... a gust of wind tripped the family. As another wind came, they hid on a street curve. Both Momenta and Present flew, but Moon caught them, as he was running, he got blown away by winds, dropped the kids, and drowned in the water. Sunstone got both kids and put them into a dumpster. "I love you. Goodbye."

M- So they have a palace, but I can clearly see they live in NYC.

Sunstone kissed their heads, and got blown away. "Momenta?" Asked Present. "Present? Don't go." Momenta hugged her twin. "I have to. The dumpster is making me very light-weighted. I will see you soon."

J- Again, would just like to point out that they were JUST BORN!

M- But they're princesses. They're sophisticated from the start.

Present flew away to who-knows-where, and after the storm. Momenta was the only one of her family on Fox Foregins. "Are you Momenta?" Asked a mysterious fox. "Yes?" Asked the horrified Momenta. "My sissy blew away by the meany winds."

J- And now back to toddler talk. We're slowly making our way to age accuracy, guys.

Said Momenta. "I am Stifices. It is pronounced Si-fi-xies."

K- (a la Momenta) "Yes, I literally just heard you say your name, I think I know how to pronounce it."

The fox said. Meanwhile, Present flew to the arctic and saw a brown dog. "Who are you? I am Future." the brown dog said. "Me is Present. I had to fly away from sissy. I am sad."

J- You were talking in Shakespearean an hour ago.

M- That dumpster did something to her.

Said the Present. And with that, Momenta and Stifices gave birth to Foxgirl and Camo-fox. And Future and Present gave birth to Eclipse, Past, and Daylight.

ALL- TOO FAST!

CHAPTER 6

THE OUTSIDE OF RTA HQ

6 YEARS LATER

Oh goody! The parents are leaving us! Star thought as Luna, and all the other parents left. Including Cheetahgirl. "I hereby declare that I do not want to be a leader." Timber said. "I read Luna's mind. She wanted a special someone to be leader."

K- Ah. So you also know how she's planning your murder as well.

"WHO?!" Asked Tigerstroke. "Star, you will be a leader." Timber said. "THANK YOU! I WANT TO TELL SOLAR NOW!" Star sobbed. 4 years ago, Solar challenged Alpha to be king of his family, and the moon. Alpha got defeated and died. So Solar is king.

M- "just had to clear that up".

Daisy, Doodle, and Dizzy all got their mark. Daisy was RTA. And both Doodle and Dizzy got bamboo.

M- Mark?

J- It's... It's a thing.

So they went off. Diamond is now a guardian with Savannah. But the prophecy was not completed, no sir. But we will see it later. For now. Star is the leader.

M- "Yeah, it's hard to believe considering the fact we've said that TEN TIMES ALREADY!"

THE END!!

COME SEE OUR NEXT SERIES AND BOOK! RTA: THE GENERATIONS AFTER GENERATIONS

J- Ah yes, a perfect closing line.

(Kinga and Max get escorted by a few drones bc why not drones)