RTA #11- END

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Lexsi Marinn (L)

Gypsy (G)

Joel Robinson (J)

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L- Last chapter, boys.

G- What?

J- It's the last book?

L- Of RTA... Not my books in general.

CHAPTER 4: THE BATTLE FIELD,

PRESENT.

"Medic mobile!" Star called as Luna rushed to fight Alpha. "Solar hurt. Rush to hospital."

G- Interesting observation.

Nikkasso said, picking up Solar. As Solar was in the hospital, Star heard some singing coming from Alpha:

ALL- NOT ANOTHER MUSICAL NUMBER!

"And they said it couldn't be done." Alpha sang as Star looked over and saw all of her friends in cages. "Na na nana, na nana." Her moon rock wolves sang, including Lavender. "Say that i have won." "A wooly wooly wooly, NA nana!" Ugh. This is NONSENSE! This is like the time SUPERFIRETIGER sang that song when Eclipse and Little Lexsi and ALL the others were trapped in lava rock!

L- So I forgot to say that in the middle of all of this crap is an alternate story, I never wrote it but I planned to.

G- "Little Lexsi?"

L- Don't. Ask.

Star thought, annoyed. "STAR! YOU STOP RIGHT IN YOUR TRACKS." bellowed the hopefully-not-king Alpha. Star didn't stop, but she did turn around and saw Lavender looking at her, and then... she never saw it coming. Lavender winked!

J- Winking seems like a universal gang sign in these books.

HAH! You think you can stop me when one of your 'subjects' is on the good side, ALPHA! Star thought, triumphantly. Then, Luna sent a telepathy to her. Don't give yourself to her, dear. Don't end up like Solar has, please, pleaded Luna's mind. Star sent her another mind message. Don't worry mom. I would NEVER turn myself in. If I had to, I would KILL her. "Lavender! Hold up that MOON PIECE! From the tangled woods, remember?" Alpha said. Strange, what is that dragon up there?! Star thought, looking at a circling dragon up above. But it had no claws. It had HANDS. HUMAN hands.

L- Don't ask about that, either, I never explain.

As Star turned her head away from the dragon, Lavender had a purple majestic chain form on her hands and knees and she got pulled back into a green forest. "I guess it's just you and me, PUPPY DOG." Alpha laughed harshly. "STOP! DON'T CALL MY TWIN THA- MMMMF MFF!" Solar shouted as Alpha made a steel mask form around his mouth so he couldn't talk. "SOLAR!" Star shouted as Dirt dog made an acidic dirt trail beneath Alpha and Solar. "Give me a piece of your fur or I drop him in." Alpha demanded. "NEVER!" Star shouted. "Ok, down the toilet hole!" Said Alpha, about to drop him in.

L- Hehehehe! He said toilet! How funny!

"FINE! Here..." Star sobbed as she cut off some of her fur and gave it to Alpha.

G- What was that for?

"Where is that moon piece?!" Alpha sounded surprised. "Lucky for US, Lavender took it with her!" Star giggled. "NO! QUEEN SHADOW WILL BE-" Alpha covered her mouth. Shadow? Who WAS that? "Well, the war is over, I won, all of your troops are demolished, let's go our separate ways." Star said as the two sides, RTA and the Villains, went to their rightful HQ.

R- Oh.

G- Huh.

L- Yeahh... It was just getting good, too.

THE END!

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