the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

SON #1- Host Segment

(the four walk in. Jonah is still bleeding from his throat casually)

(Emily notices)

Emily: Oh, you got a little something there...

Jonah: Hmm?

Emily: You're bleeding.

Jonah: This? Oh, yeah, I'm still alive.

Tom: How are you still bleeding?

Jonah: I dunno.

BEEP! BEEP!

ALL: WE GOT STORY SIGN!

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