the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

SON #1- Chapter 6-9

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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Chapter 6

Leader's Den

Present

"Uhhh." Luni said, glancing at the leader, who looked just like Bright, but older and wiser. "Your elegance, I have been proud to step into this-"

"Luni!" Bright snapped.

C- (a la Bright, whispered) Speak in KOREAN!

"Sorry! It's just- Kek said to just- you- AUUUGH FINE!" Luni shouted.

"You're a Gemlight now-soon, just, you know what? Just play along." Bright whispered. "Mother, Luni here is as powerful as Gemlight. Luni, show your speed." Bright nudged Luni.

"Oh, um-" Luni said. He then dashed around the room, tripping over a twig and landing at the leader's paws. "I'm sorry! I can't control it." Luni said, standing up.

"It is ok. My name is Celeste. Now, I see you have the power of a Gemlight." The leader said. "But you're a Pack Dog!"

"MOOOOOOM!" Bright whisper-shouted.

J- (a la Steven Universe) "I don't know if you've heard, but I've established peace across the galaxy-"

"Right-WOLF." Celeste said. "Now to see if the Gemstars approve of this." Celeste said, signaling Luni and Bright to go back onto the big ledge. All the Gemlights were chatting and clamoring below. "SILENCE!" Celeste demanded. All the Gemlights stopped and nodded, forming a clearing.

"Luni, go down there." Bright said, padding toward her mother's side. Luni raced down there and stood in the clearing.

"GEMSTARS OF THE SKY, GEMROCKS OF THE CORE,

E- GEMSUNS OF THE SKY, GEMOONS OF THE NIGHT

J- GEMBEERS OF THE BAR, GEMLIGHTNINGBUGS OF HUMID SUMMER DAWNS

I BELLOW YOU

T- "I BELLOW you"?

TO LOOK AT THIS WOLF, WHO HAS THE COURAGE AND POWER OF A GEMLIGHT." Celeste paused, whispering into Bright's ear, and Bright trotted into the den. Celeste continued: "WITH FUR OF GRAY, WITH PRIDE OF LEADERS, WITH EYES OF BLUE, I GIVE YOU: LUNI!" Celeste said. Luni felt himself lift, his paws rising off of the ground. The sunlight from above the cave opened the ceiling of the rocky home

C- Woah, this cave has a SUNROOF!

and the sun's rays melted through the opening, and shining on the clearing, Luni rose up to the height of the ledge where Celeste was sitting on.

T- "Peekaboo!"

"Luni! The Gemstars accept!" Bright smiled, walking out of the leader's den with a leaf on her fur holding gem shards.

J- Everyone in these books have perfect balance.

"GEMSTARS, YOUR SIGN IS ACCEPTED!" Celeste cheered. Celeste then took the shards from the leaf that Bright had and tossed them into the clearing. The shards rose up to Luni and circled him. Then, the shards dove right for Luni's chest,

E- OOOH!

T- AH!

J- Oh, god- that's gotta hurt.