the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #6- Prologue-2

Today's Riffers Are...

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Emily Connor (E)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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PROLOGUE:

A FEW YEARS AGO......

Little cubs and kits,

Will have the evil visit

With their parents gone

They must move on

The fog storm has not happened yet,

It will form tomorrow if you bet

Now they will try to fall asleep,

But they will fall in a volcano, deep.

Luna's Prophecy

E- Welp, buckle up, folks! Shit's gonna get real!

CHAPTER 1:

RTA HQ

PRESENT

"Hey! Animals! Look! I wrote what was on Peridot's tombstone!"

ALL- WOAH, TOO SOON!

Alaska Shouted at 1:00 in the morning. "UUUUUUUUUHHHHH.... Nooooooo.... Can't...... TO TIRED ALASKA...."

L- And that's my sign to buy an "o".

shouted everyone (except Alaska) in the 2nd RTA, obviously tired. "Well, I found that we have a NEW 2nd RTA member." Alaska smiled as a panda with a purple horn."This is Pandalight, daughter of Pandahorn."

C- Alright, number one, huge name.

L- No, huge.

C- Too big of a superhero name.

L- Yeah.

C- Number two-

"Hi!" Pandalight shouted.

C- Who the hell is Pandahorn?!

L- No clue.

Great. Now it's 2 in the morning.

E- Time flies when you're meeting lost relatives!

Thought Luna, tired. "Be the one with your team. That is what it said." Alaska said. "Ummm, I will be able to figure it out." Said Sardonyx. "After all, she IS my mother." She shrugged. "Ok, Sardonyx, Spinel, Sapphire, and Garnet. You guys go to Peridot's tombstone and figure it out."

L- Figure it- YOU wrote it!

C- (a la Alaska) "I wrote on a gravestone. Not disrespectful at all."

CHAPTER 2

PERIDOT'S GRAVE

PRESENT

Why? Just why did my mother risk her life? Sardonyx thought.

E- Risk her- she's dead, Sardonyx.

C- Well, you know, that was a huge risk as well. She could've made it out of there alive.

"Guys, we press the writing. Her message. 'Be the one with your team'" Garnet suggested as he pressed the peridot gem writing. Apparently, it opened!

E- I mean, that's what I HEARD...

They all cautiously stepped down the stairs. Sardonyx seemed like the only thought in her head was: Is my mother a secret of our prophecy? "Hello?" Yelled Sapphire is the echoing room. "Split." Spinel ordered. Sardonyx went to a mysterious spot and pressed some writing. The writing opened a bookshelf. And then she walked in. The entire room filled with her family's tombstones! Some prepared ones too. She saw HER coffin, ready for her.

L- All of their ancestors just made a plan for how many kids in their lineage and just... Went for it.

Then in the middle, was Peridot's. She opened it, and there she was. Lifeless, brave, and in good shape. Sardonyx saw the mark on her forehead. Tigerice made the ink out of pears! So then it looked green.

C- ERm, aCtUally, pEarS hAve inVisIblE jUiCe.

her mark on her forehead with her mother's. A door opened...

E- That cat in the picture must show how this is Sardonyx's hallucinations.