the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

SON #1- Chapter 10-12

Jonah Heston (J)

Emily Connor (E)

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

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(Jonah is healed now)

J- That was really mean.

C- It seemed so convincing when they did it in the book...

Chapter 10

Outside the Cave

Present

"STOP!" Luni pounced on Jay to get him off.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Jay squawked. "It's an enemy I'm trying to fight here!"

"YOU'RE HURTING MY SISTER!" Luni barked.

"L-Luni?" Quivered Gray. "Y-you're a Stone Animal!"

E- Stop being racist, Gray!

"I am Gray.

T- I thought you were Luni.

Even though we are supposed to be enemies, I still treat you the way I treated you in the pack." Luni said. "Also, you might wanna hold on."

"Why?"

"I'm taking you to the healers." Luni said, as soon as Gray grabbed Luni's scruff, he dashed into the puddle and took her to the healer den.

"Luni? What are you doing here with that Pack Dog?" Glowing asked.

"This is my sister, Gray. Please heal her. Jay attacked her." Luni said.

"Of course." Glowing placed her paws on Gray's chest, emitting pink and blue light from her paws, slowly healing the gray wolf.

"This feels... tingly..." Gray said sleepily.

"Done." Glowing finished. Gray's fur had grown back. Her wounds were healed. She was back.

E- But she was always here.

"Luni, I have something to tell you." Gray stood up. "My test came positive.

J- Ew, six feet apart, please!

I'm a Stone Animal. I have super speed."

"GREAT!" Luni smiled. "That means you're ACTUALLY my sister!"

T- Oh?

"LUNI!" Celeste trotted up to Luni.

"This wolf's aura is Gemlight... we need to do her ceremony. NOW. We can't wait for another one."

"Gray, sit in the clearing." Luni ran up the ledge.

"GEMSTARS OF THE SKY, GEMROCKS OF THE CORE,

T- Gemspinsies gemwheelies gemcars gemtrucks-

J- (snapping) WE GET IT! THEY NAME EVERYTHING GEM!

I BELLOW YOU TO LOOK AT THIS WOLF." Cleste said urgently. Luni ran into the leader's den and got some gem shards.

C- He literally just became a Gemlight five seconds ago, how is he acting like he's lived here his whole life.

"WITH FUR OF GRAY, PRIDE OF LEADERS, I GIVE YOU: GRAY!" Gray started lifting up as the cave ceiling opened, the shards piercing into Gray's chest.

"The Gemstars accept!" Luni cheered.

"GEMSTARS, YOUR SIGN IS ACCEPTED!" Celeste bellowed. Gray drifted back down to the ground, the gemstone on her chest shining with pride. Luni dashed down to Gray and licked her happily.