the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #8- Prologue- Chapter 1

Today's riffers are...

Joel Robinson (J)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Emily Connor (E)

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RTA: The Generations After Generations.

Prologue

STAR'S NEW LEADER ROOM

A YEAR LATER

Star was in her new leader room.

E- Who's "Star"?

L- Daughter of Luna.

E- Oh... And when did this happen?

L- Yeah, they haven't even gone a whole two books and already they're reproducing.

She was sitting at her desk, waiting for Timber

L- Alaska's kid.

to tell her something she did not know.

J- Oh boy, here it comes.

"Star, Dirt dog married Dirthusky and gave birth to Dirtretriever. Then she gave birth to Dirtyorki." Timber explained.

E- ... Oh.

J- So Timber's just a walking postcard.

E- Also, how disgusting does this family have to be in order to have "dirt" as part of their first name.

"And how does that affect us?" Star asked, rolling her eyes. "They are here to speak with you. And they demand a duel. Who is attending and is willing to fight?" Asked Timber. "I will ask Diamond

L- Sapphire's kid.

and Savannah

L- Sardonyx and Hunter's kid

E- HUH??

to fight. Then, if they surrender. I will call Solar

L- star's twin.

on my watch. He is the king of me, and the moon after all." Star explained, tapping her watch. "What time?" "2:30."

L- That's the time I get out of school!

Timber said. "WHAT? But, it is only noon! We only have two hours and thirty minutes! That isn't fair!" shouted Star. "Well, I guess we must use this time to train leader." said Timber. "No, I meant that Solar is taking a nap at that time!

E- Well then he can SUCK IT UP.

We need queen Tigerflash and her guard, Tigerwings! We need queen Foxgirl! And king Dinoboy!
Star explained. "Aaah, I see. I will go get them immediately, Star. Also, are you sure their fighting skills are good? What if they say no?" asked Timber calmly. "Oh stop worrying, Timber! I'm sure Tigerwings will still be good. She is Queen Tigerflash's sister and guard! And my aunt Foxgirl will SURELY be good in fighting! PLEASE STOP WORRYING ALL THE TIME TIMBER! Oh, did-did I freak out again? I'm sorry. Just being a leader can be more stressful than I thought."

L- She's a tad bipolar, guys.

said Star, a bit disappointed in herself. "Well, you did freak out, but it's all ok, Star. I'm sorry to.

J- To what?

I should not worry all that much. Us rescue team members have to be in good fighting shape." said Timber, joking a bit. "Hah! Well, may you please go get queen Tigerflash and Tigerwings and queen Foxgirl and king Dinoboy now?" asked Star nicely.

E- Yes. She's very nice. Referencing them by their royal titles and everything.

"Of course, Star." said Timber as he hurried out of the room. Oh boy I hope this works, thought Star worriedly.

CHAPTER 1:

QUEEN TIGERFLASH'S CASTLE,

PRESENT.

"You want us to do WHAT?" asked Tigerflash in fury. "I'm sorry, your majesty, but if you would like to be a hero, just help us fight! Please!" pleaded Timber. "Sorry, she IS my little sister." Tigerwings said. "But I'll take the job." Tigerwings said. "I will do it too, we never age."

E- Oh good, I needed that exposition.

Tigerflash said, already at the front of the palace. "Ok, Tigerstroke will come too." Said Timber.

L- Tigerflight's kid.

Sunset was in the stripe mobile with Tigerstroke. And a mysterious tiger.. Tigerflight! She is alive!

J- She was gone?

L- Oh right, so like she kind of "died" a few books ago and everyone was sad and stuff.

"Oh my gosh!" "Yeah, I arose." Said Tigerflight. "Every tiger was saying goodbye. Well, actually saying 'Mesinos!' Which is goodbye in indian tigers. Then, I arose and was all like 'HEY I'M NOT DEAD. I JUST PASSED OUT! Jeez.' Hah, well guess they did not see me coming!"

J- (a la Tigerflight) "Yeah, pfft, I arose all right."

added Tigerflight, chuckling a bit. "TIGERFLIGHT! Oh baby, I have not seen you for a few years! I mean, I got your letters honey, but it just was not the same without you!

L- YOU KNEW SHE WASN'T DEAD!

I thought you were dead!

L- SHE SENT YOU LETTERS!

I'm sorry dear."

L- YOU BETTER BE SORRY YOU OBLIVIOUS-

E- We get it.

sobbed Tigerwings happily as she hugged her daughter when she hopped out of the mobile. "MOM! I missed you too! I mean, I DID almost die though. But, it's so good to see you!" cried Tigerflight as her mom hugged her. Timber was just watching with his jaw hanging out and whipping his head to Tigerflight to Tigerwings as they ran toward each other and collapsed into a hug.

J- How'd they retreive Tigerflight in the first place?

"OK OK! Family reunions, I get it! NOW LET'S GO FIGHT ALREADY!" shouted Tigerflash, getting a bit angry. "Oh of course your majesty." said Tigerwings, a bit sarcastically. "Grrrrr." growled Tigerflash.

E- Huh. See, I didn't know it was a growl.

"You don't wanna mess with the new queen. Oh, I mean I'm sorry sissy!" laughed Tigerflash.

L- Oh, grow up.

"Hey, I still have claws if you want me to SLASH OFF YOUR FACE." yelled Tigerwings, now being serious. "Ok, ok! Now come on, we must go. There is no time to waste!" said Tigerflash, hurrying to the mobile. "Time to fight!" cried Tigerflight.

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