the MST3K gang riffs on bad stories i made when i was like nine

RTA #10- Chapter 3-4

Tom Servo (T)

Crow T. Robot (C)

Lexsi Marinn (L)

Mike Nelson (M)

Joel Robinson (R)

Jonah Heston (H)

Emily Connor (E)

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CHAPTER 3

AFTER THE SHOT

A DAY LATER

"Done, time to repair molten paw. Must hold still." said Nikkaso. Star looked down at her molten paw. It looked like lava! "Uh, will I get sleeping gas?" Star asked. "NO! I said that there is no gas."

L- No need to get so defensive, jeez!

Nikkasso mushed up pink plums with rose pollen and dumped the ointment on her paws and rubbed it on. It stung like CRAZY! "OW! NIKKASO! WHAT?!" Star shouted. "MS. STAR! IT WILL HELP HEAL YOUR PAWS! NOW MUST STOP MOVING AND LET MEDICINE WORK!" Nikkasso shouted while Star fidgeted around. As she saw Luna come in, Star shouted at the top of her lungs: "MOM! TELL THIS DUMB TIGER THAT I AM RIGHT ABOUT NOT HAVING THE OINTMENT! SHE IS CRAZY!"

T- (gasps) Star's being racist!

"NO! GET INTO BED RIGHT NOW AND LISTEN TO NIKASSO!" Luna shouted as Star got into bed and growled. An hour later, Star got a cast and one of her paws had a fake paw attached. "Try to walk." Nikkasso told Star. Star scowled at Nikkasso as she got out of her hospital bed. Her legs felt all wobbly, and when she started to tip, Luna dashed over and Star was allowed to lean on her mother. "Mommy, I think I got it now."

L- (a la Little shop) It's just the gas....

said Star softly to her mother. Her mom slowly walked backwards and Star stood on her own and walked on her robotic paw. Star shuddered. It felt so weird having a mechanical paw! "Hey, who made this awesome paw?" Asked Star. "Tigerstroke, duh." Said Luna. "TIGERSTROKE?!

H- Oh, god.

BUT SHE IS THE WORST TECHNICIAN IN THE WORLD-" Star paused and shut her mouth.

E- (a la Star) "Was I being racist again?"

"Star Moonsties, maybe it's time for you to rest, we are fighting again tomorrow." Luna growled. "Star! How do you like the paw I made you?" Tigerstroke asked. "This may be terrible, but, I don't really like you."

ALL- OH DAMN!

T- She's racist towards tigers!

Star sniffed. "Sorry, but I LOVE the paw! I'm serious! Good work!" Said Star with a forced smile. "WHY?! I HAVE DONE SO MUCH WORK FOR YOU AND YOU HATE ME?! I HAVE BUILT WATCHES, VEHICLES, AND SO MUCH MORE!! ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND SAY YOU DID AMAZING THINGS THAT ARE NOT TRUE!!"

R- Interesting...

Tigerstroke roared. "Well, the story about how RTA met the strays WAS true." Star shrugged. "Wait. STAR. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WAS TRUE?!" asked Tigerstroke, horrified. "Oh, it just means that my grandma Eclipse DID abandon Foxgirl to destroy her with a mega eclipse."

C- Star, your point is being disproven the more you talk about it, shut up.

CHAPTER 4

TIGERSTROKE'S ROOM IN THEIR TEMPORARY HQ

12:00 AT NIGHT

"Then she said I act like a kitten..." Tigerstroke sniffled as she was talking with her mother, Tigerflight. "Tigerstroke, what Star is going through makes her act more and more like her mother. A killer." Said Tigerflight calmly. Little did they know, Star was invisible and listening to the conversation. "Now, since you had a nightmare, why don't we make you some RTA Caffeine?

E- That's gonna make the problem worse!

Let's go to the kitchen." Tigerflight said as she flew to the kitchen with Tigerstroke on her back. "Now, before you have your treat, growl and fight me." Said Tigerflight. Tigerstroke pounced and managed to pin Tigerflight down. "Good. See? Star was wrong. Now let's fix your treat."

H- Do the same thing to Star later.

Said Tigerflight as she went to the kitchen. As Tigerstroke was enjoying her drink, they went into their building room. Star followed them to see the massive vehicle shaped like a scorpion, but had wheels. "The SCORPION STINGER is ready for testing!" Tigerflight shouted as Tigerstroke got inside. As Tigerstroke pushed the buttons, the claws on the SCORPION STINGER closed! The tail squirted poison and went down! SCORPION STINGER moved! The eyes glowed!

T- Sounds like an action figure advertisement.

"It is ready for battle, since it is fire, water, acid, spikes resistant." Tigerflight said as they went to bed. "Wow, I REALLY need to get my hands on that SCORPION STINGER. But then again, I have my Leader Mobile..." Star said as she was uninvisible. After Star went to bed, she made some sparks of star power on her hands, and went to sleep.

L- Unnecessary, but fine.

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