Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Embarrassing Phone Call Prank

I'm updating these chapters randomly so at the moment I have 6k words! Holy Popes Underpants!

Summary: Peter has to do the embarrassing phone call prank around Stark Tower.

Warning ⚠️: Swearing and this chapter is badly written and inappropriate for cats.

The photo had nothing to do with this chapter but I like it so whatever. This chapter is based off of all of the embarrassing phone call prank videos that I spent the last 24 hours watching. What is my life?

This is just so weird and I regret writing this.
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Peter felt like he was about to vomit as anxiety clawed at him.

"Are you ready kid?" Tony asked with a smirk, handing Peter the phone.

Peter looked up at Tony, then at the Avengers and Loki sitting by the computers. "As I'll ever be, I guess."

Peter had lost a bet and was now being punished. A devious plan had been made by Natasha herself in order to embarrass Spider-Man, and it would work.

He took a deep breath and got in the elevator, placing the phone up to his ear. He answered fake questions in order for it to look like he was on a phone with an actual person and not just Friday.

As the floors lowered more people got on, until finally it was time to start. "Look, I'm sorry for sleeping with your brother but what's done is done."

From the other side of the cameras, the team burst out in laughter at how fast a few necks snapped towards him.

Hoping to make it seem more realistic he yelled out "I know, I know, but he's hot!"

The people around him were so confused, what the fuck was happening?

"Mum, you can't tell anyone I'm still a virgin." Peter said, standing in the middle of a random Stark tower hallway after getting off the lift. A hallway filled with interns.

A girl in her mid twenties looked like she was holding back a fit of giggles while the man standing besides her was in shock.

"Yeah, I'm this close to dropping out of school and becoming a stripper." Spider-Man said into the phone, walking past a group of scientists.

The scientists mainly looked shocked but one started howling in laughter.

Peter was walking through the front lobby when he decided to 'answer' his phone and start talking. "Aunt Jermaine! No I am not wearing your bra!"

The receptionist and a few business men looked shocked, more so when the 15 year old got into Tony Starks private elevator.

"Hey Dad, just calling to let you know that when I pee it goes everywhere!" Peter exclaimed loudly as he walked out of the bathroom, getting shocked stares.

A few people looked at each other with the 'WTF?!' face while others just didn't care.

"Yeah, I'm kinda having a personal emergency right now. I bled through my tampon."

The lady that Peter walked past, looked both horrified and confused.

"No dude, you gotta stop sleeping with my dad." Spider-Kid started, getting odd looks from passing interns and mechanics.

"He's like 30 years older then you and mum keeps complaining that you turned him gay. I know thats not how it works." He continued, sighing in fake exhaustion.

A passing man grinned in amusement before walking into a wall.

Underoos was sitting in the computer lab when a blonde man sat down at the computer next to him. Peter, knowing exactly what he wanted to do, was fake crying.

"M-Mum, I think I'm p-pregnant!" He sobbed out, getting a strange look from the man.

"The thing is, I don't know if it's S-Sally's or J-Jessica's!" He cried out loudly as the blonde fell off his chair in laughter.

Peter started fake crying again before he yelled out "What do you mean guys can't get pregnant?! I felt it kicking!"

The man laughed harder.

"Oh bro, I didn't tell you this but I started wearing my girlfriends underwear." Peter said, walking past a tour group who all look both awkward and amused.

Spider-Man was sitting in the cafeteria when he answered the phone next. "Yeah, I dunno man. She cheated on me with my sister. Yeah, I'm going to their wedding. See you tomorrow, dad."

A few interns looked intrigued and one was holding a bag of popcorn.

Peter answered a second call minutes later. "Hey, you need to pay this months rent and leave. No no no, I had one rule and you broke it."

Multiple ears were straining towards him now. "You pooped in my bed!" Peter cried, aghast at the thought.

A few giggles could be heard from the interns. "Why would I give you permission to poop in my bed?!"

"Okay, you know what? I'm done." Peter yelled into his phone before ending the call and yeeting it out an open window.

As the 15 year old walks out of the room, head held high. One of the scientists that had heard quite a few of his phone calls, looked at him.

"Rough day?"

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you."