Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Phone Calls In Class

This is a request by DatQueerMess and I am very sorry for how long it has taken.

Anyway, this is day 3 of posting every day until the 26th... woo...

Ships: Stony, Parley, Thoruce, BlackPepper

Warnings: Swearing, mentions of weapons, mentions of Christmas themed strippers, other stuff?

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Peter Stark-Rogers, or Parker according to his class, had a bad feeling the moment the first ring echoed through his classroom.

"Mr Parker, you know the rules." Mr Hall exclaimed, clearly giddy. The teacher quickly abandoned the white board, grabbing out bucket of popcorn from his draw. "Put it on speaker."

Peter's maths teacher had a rule that if you receive a phone call in class, it must be placed on speaker. These phone calls were then rated out of 10, and whoever had the most interesting phone call of the week received a prize.

"You brought popcorn?" MJ asked, amused by their Math teacher's antics.

Mr Hall shrugged. "My physic barista told me to. She said today would be realllllly interesting. Now, Peter, time to face the music."

Peter sighed deeply, accepting the call and placing it on speaker.

"Oh good, you picked up. Peter, your lunch is in the fridge. Are you okay? Did you have something to eat?" Tony exclaimed, going into over protective parent mode.

"Dad, I-" Peter tried to explain, blushing as he become flustered.

"Uh, uh, uh! Did you or did you not eat lunch?" Tony repeated, sternly.

"No, I didn't, but-"

There was a light tutting from Tony. "Happy will be picking you up at three o'clock and will immediately take you to McDonald's. Your friends may go, too, but you will be eating!"

"DAD!" Peter exclaimed, turning even redder as the class laughed loudly.

"Food, PETER! You need food to LIVE!" Tony yelled in response.

Peter threw his hands up in the air. "Fine, okay! I love you, goodbye!"

"Love you too, kiddo!" Tony replied, hanging up.

There was a lightly murmur from the back of the class, as a few students recognised the voice as Tony Stark, but were too surprised to do much else.

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After Peter's rating of 7/10, which was mainly due to Tony's dramatic yell of needing food to live, he didn't even have time to sit down before his phone rang again.

Peter sighed loudly, while the teacher began handing out packets of chips and soft drink cans to the other students.

The time, the caller was Peter's boyfriend, Harley. "Peter, your father is insufferable!"

"Har-?" Peter tried to interject, but was cut off by his boyfriend.

"He wants us to clean the lab when you get home. US! YOU AND I! We only made half of that mess!"

Peter winced. "Well-"

"Okay, maybe we did all of it, but still! It isn't our fault that the glitter cement guns didn't go as planned!"

Everyone in the class were giving Peter odd, concerned, and extremely amused looks at that point. This made Peter attempt to interject again. "I mean-"

"Or the tarter sauce and feather bazooka!"

"Eh-"

"Or the hot sauce and perfume bomb!"