Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Miraculous Spider-Man

Firstly, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

This is a Miraculous Lady and Spider-Man crossover request by flowercrownlesbian , woooo! Now, I couldn't find a spider themed miraculous (though, I did tango with the idea of using the snake or dragon) so I decided to make up one that would work well for Peter.

Quick Note -
As much as I hate it, I'm so sorry but I am no longer capable to excepting requests. I have too much on my plate to continue, and it's not fair to make any of you wait months to receive a thousand or so words. If you really want to send one last request before I completely stop taking them, please do so before the 1st of November, 2020.

All previous requesters will have their requests written, of course, but to future requesters, I'm so sorry!

Ships: Adrianette, SpiderFrost, IronStrange

Warnings: ...Nothing? Not that I can think of.

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Sixteen year old Peter Stark-Strange wasn't exactly sure why or how he and his same aged boyfriend (Loki) woke up in Paris the day after his birthday.

Not until Loki handed him a chocolate milkshake with a large smirk, of course. "Happy late birthday! Before you ask, don't worry - you won't miss too much school. There no travel time between here and home, and your parents are calling you in sick for two days."

"What-? Wait, where's here?! Why are we in Paris?!" Peter exclaimed, looking around frantically. "Wait... this is Paris, right? Everything's in French."

Loki laughed happily nodding. "Yes, we're in Paris... just not in our dimension."

Spider-Man blinked skeptically, confused by his boyfriend's explanation. "Not in our dimension?"

"Peter, honey, welcome to home of the one and only... Miraculous Ladybug!" Loki exclaimed cheerfully, twirling around happily.

Miraculous Ladybug was one of Peter's favourite tv shows, with the teen writing or reading almost ever fanfiction that had ever been released on it (especially the Spider-Man crossover ones). And everyone knew it.

That's when Peter passed out.

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"Are you sure about this?" The brunette asked sceptically, looking around the busy street. "This seems like an easy way to get kidnapped."

Loki huffed loudly, crossing his arms. "Yes, I'm sure! Now - go be kind to random people until you get a miraculous."

Peter puffed but did exactly that, returning mere minutes later in a surprised haze, clutching a small black box. "I... I got a miraculous."

The magic welder, who had been standing in the middle of a busy street, getting odd looks as he read the English version of the fourth Harry Potter book, looked up with a smile. "Well that was quick! Which one did you get? Do you get one of those flying bug things, too?"

"Kwamis... they're Kwamis, hun. And I don't know... but we can't open the box here. Let's go back to the hotel, yeah?" Peter suggested, looking around the bustling crowd of people.

"Sure."

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"Open it! Open it!" Loki cried, slamming the door shut behind them as they finally found their way back to the apartment. Peter nodded excitedly, nearly skipping further into the very large room.

Peter sat down on the hotel room's large, fluffy couch, taking a long deep breath before opening the small box.

Just as the couple was able to see the gorgeous, decadent bracelet laying inside the black velvet, a ball of glowing yellow light shot into the air. Within moments the light faded, revealing a dark blue Kwami red Spider-Man markings.