Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

A Magically Bad Idea

This is a request from littlekitte159 and I want to start off by apologising for how long it's taken to write/post this request. I got this request early October... it's late February! I'm so sorry to everyone who's requested something from me and hasn't received it yet. I will get it done as soon as I can!

Furthermore, I have decided to no longer take requests. This will NOT be a forever thing; I will take requests again eventually! I just want to focus on my own ideas for a little bit, not someone else's...

The requests I've received prior to this are not included and I WILL be writing them - hopefully within the next month or two I will have them all written.

Again - I am NO LONGER taking REQUESTS.

Thank you for understanding!

Warnings: Swearing, technically character death (idk)

Ships: IronStrange, SpiderFrost, Stucky, BlackPepper

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Not to quote Beatlejuice the Musical, or anything (even though it's an absolute bop), but everything, everything happens for a reason~!

Everything...

So, when a group of Barney Cosplayers - along with a very high Donald Trump - decided to take over Tokyo, there was a reason.

Officially, the reason was that the attackers believed the true Barney was locked in a basement somewhere in South Korea and needed ownership of Tokyo to get him back. (Not sure how they came up with this plan, but whatever...)

Unofficially, the reason is simply that the author's suffering from writers block (again) and has decided to reuse some of her old (but relatively amusing) ideas.

What has this got to do with the price of Eggs in China? Nothing.

Absolutely fucking nothing.

But it does have everything to do with the following chapter.

"For fucks sake, dad's wearing his suit around the tower again. Something bad must be going down." Peter Stark-Strange mumbled as he lounged on the living room couch with his boyfriend - Loki.

As if on cue, a red metal fist punched through the automated sliding door, making Peter role his eyes at his father's dramatics.

The fist was quickly replaced by Tony's helmet-less face, smooshed up again the large hole. "Peter, Evil Goat Goth! Don't blow up the fucking tower while we're gone, we have a bitch ass world to save!"

Loki hissed at him like an angry kitten - clearly annoyed at being called 'Evil Goat Goth' - while Peter just sighed.

"Whatever, just don't die or anything."

And so there they - Peter and Loki - were. Two powerful, moronic teenagers left alone in a giant high tech tower. No supervision, no parents, no limitations.

There was a few minutes of near silence (with the only noise coming from the ads  playing on the tv, that is), before Peter turned to Loki. The god of Mischief shivered slightly, looking up to meet the gaze of his grinning boyfriend.

"No." Loki said simply, glaring at the brunette.

Peter pouted. "Please?"

"No, no, no!"

"Pretty please? I'll get you some of that German chocolate you love~" Spider-Man begged, turning his puppy dog eyes on his boyfriend.

There was an unintelligible grumble from the god. "Fine! But I want a whole crate full!"