Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

A Very Gay Tower Tour

The gay is back bitches! And so is my phone (though I think something is still wrong with it)! Yay!

This chapter was requested by crackship_central and something about it (the chapter not the request of course) really annoys me. It's probably because I didn't write the first draft very well, which has affected the whole chapter.

Ships: Spideypool, Shurichelle, Stucky, BlackPepper, Thoruce, IronStrange, Hawksilver (even though the last two weren't requested I felt like the chapter needed a touch more gayness)

Warnings: Swearing, Flash being a bit of a dickhead
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Tony Stark-Strange was pissed.

For no apparent reason Pepper had decided to not only allow a group of students from Peter's High School to tour the tower, but let them have a Q and A with all the available Avengers present.

Okay, maybe the 'no apparent reason' was a lie since there was a very good and apparent reason. The previously mentioned reason is that this situation, along with a lot of money, is simply repayment for the damage that Tony, and a handful of other superheroes, had done nights earlier.

No, the heroes hadn't been fighting a group of aliens or super villains which then led to them accidentally destroying a good eighth of Midtown High, they were just really drunk and bored.

Tony, Steve, Pietro, Clint, Bucky, and Thor had been found in the paint and glitter covered rubble of Midtown's technology block, blackout drunk. The group of heroes denied doing the damage but multiple security cameras caught everything on film, proving to them and everybody that watched the news, that it was the heroes that had done it.

It was safe to say that Pepper was seething when she saw the footage, only being calmed down by her wife, Natasha, and her nonbiological nephew, Peter. Yes, you read that right. Pepper was married to the Black Widow, the Black Widow was married to Pepper.

"Anyway, on to the story!" Deadpool shouted, helping the Author out because she forgot how to start dialogue for a moment there.

Peter looked at his boyfriend, who was sitting in the seat next to him on the large bus. "Huh?"

"Never mind," Wade said, sending a wink towards the flex tape covered fourth wall "how are you feeling, baby boy? Exited for the blood ba- I mean tour that we are about to attend?"

"If you mashed together a bunch of the most negative words describing the most negative emotions, that would be how I felt about my class coming to the tower." Peter said seriously, frowning as he thought of ever possible thing that could go wrong.

Wade nodded, smiling stupidly. "Ah, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious it is!"

The brunette teen sighed. "No Wade."

"I think you mean 'Yes Wade!', right baby boy?" The blonde teen smirked, ignoring the exasperated sigh Peter let out.

Spider-Man lent over the front of the seat so that he could talk to Ned and MJ. "Do you think that I should just burn down the tower to get out of all this embarrassment?"

Ned shook his head frantically. "Don't you dare! This is the most exiting moment of my life and fire would ruin it!"

Peter pouted, turning his head to look at a vaguely amused MJ. "What about you, MJ?"

"Usually I would be all in for a bit of arson, but I wouldn't want to put Shuri in any danger." MJ answered, smirking lightly as she remembered the time she may or may not have set fire to a store with a very sexist CEO.