Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Guns, Ships, And Embarassment

I think I have been cursed. I'm sick, my best and only friend is going away for half of the holidays, my English assessment draft completely disappeared from my computer the day before I had to submit it, I keep hitting my arms on things and stubbing my toes, and my phone completely died (Stupid iPhones...), which means that I now have to use my really old and glitchy iPad mini. Yay.

Anyway, this chapter is a request from rocksydney7 and there is a screen shot up above of said request.

Ships: Huh... I have no clue where all the gay went but I'm sure it will be back next chapter!

Warnings: Swearing

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Peter Stark, or Parker as he was referred to at school, loved Hamilton the musical and everybody knew it.

Most people knew well enough to tune him out once he started crying over the deaths of his favourite characters, or screaming about his ships, but others weren't as lucky.

He had even dressed up as Peggy, Eliza, or Angelica every Halloween since he had first heard the musical. Wigs, dresses, makeup, etc.

But that wasn't all.

No, Peter had other ways of showing his love for the musical, some more strange then others. These ways ranged from putting Hamilton posters up in really random places, to changing every single one of his alarms and timers to play a different Hamilton song when they went off.

The last being not a very good idea.

You see, Peter had a tendency to stop whatever he was doing and sing along no matter where he was or who he was around.

And that was exactly what he was doing when Tony decided to go speak to his son.

Peter's homework alarm, which he used to remind himself to do assignments, decided to go off the moment that Tony was about to step through the bedroom doorway.  The music made the billionaire freeze in his place but it was Peter that made him stay there.

Peter had been sitting at his desk, already doing his homework, but stopped and threw himself to his feet the moment the music started playing.

Tony grinned as his son danced around the room, lip singing to the first few verses of Guns and Ships.

'How does a ragtag volunteer army in need of a shower
Somehow defeat a global superpower?
How do we emerge victorious from the quagmire?
Leave the battlefield waving Betsy Ross' flag higher?'

Peter spun around, shaking his hips to the music.

'Yo. Turns out we have a secret weapon!
An immigrant you know and love who's unafraid to step in!
He's constantly confusin', confoundin' the British henchmen
Everyone give it up for America's favourite fighting Frenchman!'

"Lafayette!" Peter screamed, jumping into the splits.

"I'm taking this horse by the reins makin' redcoats redder with bloodstains." This time Peter sung along as he jumped to his feet and pranced around, perfectly in time with the person who plays Lafayette.

Peter jumped into the splits for a second time. "Lafayette!"

"And I'm never gonna stop
Until I make 'em drop
And burn 'em up and scatter their remains,
I'm-"