Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Graduation; The Great Embarrassment

This was a request submitted by TheLittleBroccoli and I'm so sorry it took so long!

I've only ever attended one graduation (when I graduated primary school) which was an embarrassing shit show, so idk much about them.

Ships: Ironstrange, SpideyPool, Thoruce

Warnings: Swearing, chaos, embarrassing graduations, embarrassing family

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"Fuck this shit..." Peter muttered, staring wide eyes at the crowd of parents, guardians, and family members swarming the graduation area.

"It's not that bad, loser." MJ smirked, standing a few feet away from the brunette teen but right next to Ned. "Just a few hundred people - that's all."

"Yeah, just the opportunity to embarrass ourselves in front of everyone we know, our future bosses, and everyone watching the news!" Ned fretted.

"Why are those media assholes here, anyway? We're teenagers... no one important, really." Peter asked, closing the hole in the curtain he was looking through.

MJ and Ned both shrugged, the latter answering. "I bet one of the richer kids' parents payed them to be here. It's good advertising for the parents if they say their child went here."

"True." Peter said whole MJ mumbles something about stupid assholes.

"Places, everyone! Places!" Mr Hall shouted, rounding a corner. "The faster we get this done, the sooner I can go home and drink my sorrows away!"

"Mood." The trio said before following their Science teacher's orders.

The graduation ceremony began at a boring pace - teachers and students giving speeches and reeling abstract stories.

After a while Peter, as valedictorian, was called up to the stage.

"Right, ah, um... future, blah blah blah, past, blah blah blah, present." Peter shrugged, looking at the amused crowd.

"These are all things, I suppose. Anyway, look on the bright side, ex-classmates o' mine! We're no longer like Jared - 19 - who never learnt how to fucking read." The teen continued.

Smirking at the crowd trying to hold on their laughter, Peter concluded his speech. "So, bye-bye, bitches! I will miss some of you... maybe... I think."

Peter was quickly ushered off the stage by his principal and Mrs White, who were both aghast at his use of foul language.

One by one, the names of all the graduating student were called out - listed in alphabetical order.

Soon enough, both Ned and MJ had received their diplomas leaving Peter all to his lonesome, as 'L' and 'J' came before 'P' in the alphabet.

Awkwardly standing with the remainder of his equally awkward school mates, Spider-Man nearly died from relief when his name was finally called.

"Parker, Peter." The principal called, sending the crowd into a series of polite applause as the teenager made his way cross the stage.

The moment Peter's hand touched his high school diploma, a group of people at the back of the hall went absolutely wild with congratulations. Shocked gaps quickly followed as everyone turned to look the group.

Instead of a rowdy and large yet completely average family, like most expected, the group was instead made up of Superheroes.

Everyone from Thor and his boyfriend, Bruce, to Natasha and her wife, Pepper, were present.