Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Fuck It

This chapter was requested by whoever was formerly known as RosesSanctuary (but I couldn't find their new username in my messages so idk what to tag them as) and I greatly apologise for how long it took!

I know the request said that angsty stuff ensues, but I just can't write angsty at the moment (idk why, maybe it's the lack of sleep) and my brain will only let me write comedic crack. So I'm doing my best to keep myself restrained, but apologies if it's not the exact same as the request.

And whelp, is suppose it's my Birthday again. Oof.

Ships: SpideyPool, Stony, Shurichelle (vaguely mentioned)

Warnings: Swearing, bullying, fighting, violence (but not really),

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It was too cold that morning; that's the only thing that could explain Peter's complete shift in care.

The shivering mess of brunette curls rolled out of his bed, tangled in his blankets, with only one thought in his mind - 'Fuck it.'

He'd always hated the cold, a hate which only seemed to grow after he gained his Spider-Man powers. So, whenever the weather seemed to chill a little too much, he always began acting weird. Now was just the turning point.

In his blurry minded, freezing haze, Peter got off the floor and slumped into his closet - grabbing a pair of clothes he actually wanted to wear, not just forced himself to wear to hide his muscles.

Bypassing the sweatshirts and baggy jeans, he decided that he cared very little for what his classmates thought of him, even if they knew his two secret identities; that he was Spider-Man and the son of both Ironman and Captain America.

With a snicker, he grabbed his favourite Spider-Man themed shirt; a white t-shirt with a red sleeve and a blue sleeve, and a spider symbol in the middle. Next he grabbed a pair of black skinny jeans, and his favourite pair of glitter red high heeled boots.

Walking into the kitchen, he grinned at his breakfast eating family. "I'm coming out today!"

"As gay? Oh honey, we already know." Nat said, smirking.

The others chuckled while Peter shook his head. "As Spider-Man, If my dumbass classmates will notice."

"Is that why your wearing that tight Spider-Man shirt?" Steve asked his son, raising an eyebrow at him.

Peter Stark-Rogers nodded in agreement, grinning. "Yep! No more baggy clothes or secret identities. I'll also be fighting back against my bullies, if necessary." 

"Your WHAT?!" His family cried in sync, aghast, they'd never heard Peter mention bullies before and were extremely surprised.

The teen just shook his head. "Don't worry about it, I won't use the full extent of my powers."

Waving goodbye to his confused family, Peter sang loudly along to the Spider-Man theme song while swinging over buildings, completely mask-less.

Texting his friend - MJ and Ned - along with his boyfriend, Wade, as he went, he asked them to meet him outside the school.

Either nobody had noticed him, or nobody cared, because he made it to the front gates of his school without a peep of 'Holy fuck! Spider-Man's a teenager?!'

MJ, Ned, and Wade, however, were extremely shocked when Peter swung down from a nearby building, tumble rolling into a standing position in front of them.

"Hey guys! What's up?" Peter asked, looking around to see if anyone else noticed his amazing stunt.

"What's up?! The chance of your identity being found out - that's what's up!" MJ hissed, the other two nodding in agreement.