Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Musical Madness

This chapter goes out to all of the musical lovers!

I'm so sorry for the picture up the top but what's done is done.

I do not own: Hamilton, Heathers, Chicago, and Dear Evan Hanson. Or anything Marvel. Sadly.

Originally I was going to make multiple parts and write out the lyrics but I changed my mind. So now it might seem rushed and a little short, but it's not. I'm posting earlier then usual because I'm not having a particularly good day.

Ships: Science Bros, Spideypool

Warnings: Mentions of murder and how people were murdered.

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Something was really wrong.

Like really, really wrong.

Like drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth wrong.

Peter Stark-Banner was woken up to the sound of... music?

Getting out of bed, he quickly got dressed and followed the noise to the kitchen, where all of the Avengers were.

As he got closer his spider senses began kicking in and fear racked his body. He hid slightly behind the doorway and took in the scene before him.

Bruce and Bucky were sitting at the kitchen table as the others stood strangly still in the middle of the large kitchen.

(Cell Block Tango - Chicago the musical)

("Pop" - Steve)

("Six" - Natasha)

("Squish" - Thor)

("Uh uh" - Loki)

("Cicero" - Tony)

("Lipschitz!" - Clint)

The Avengers (and Loki) stopped, sat down at the table, and started to talk and act like nothing happened.

Bruce looked over at the shocked Spider-Man. "Oh Peter, I didn't see you there."

The brunette teen gapped at his family before turning around and going back to his room.

Peter left the tower early that morning, extremely concerned and completely terrified.

What. Was. Happening?!

As he pushed open the school doors, every single eye turned towards him.

Background charaters moved to the side walls as MJ, Ned and one of the girls in Peter's science class, Betty, walked towards him.

(Candy Store - Heathers the musical)

(Heather Chandler - MJ)

(Heather Duke - Betty)

(Heather McNamara - Ned)

Peter, who had been pushed and shoved against the lockers, had the most amusing look of horror.

The superhero, who had been through multiple death defying situations, looked genuinely scared for his life.