Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Disneyland Disaster!

This request is from PhoenixUpRising1 and I'm so sorry it took so long! Also, I couldn't find the image mentioned above in order to include it (I did look, though) but I'm pretty sure you all get the idea.

Also, I should probably mention that requests are open again! PM me if you have one! Note: I can totally do a crossover, as long as I'm apart of the fandom, which my 'about me' section has a list of.

Ships: Science Bros, Stucky, ScarletVision, HawkSilver, BlackPepper

Warnings: Swearing, my clear lack of knowledge regarding Disneyland (what? I'm Australian. We don't have one where I live), alcohol being drunk (by adults)

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"Because none of you seem to be able to refrain from attempting to murder each other every five minutes - not you Peter, you're an angel - you will all be going on a road trip to Disneyland... and staying there for a two nights. Yes, that does include you, Peter." Nick Fury announced.

The Avengers (not including the teenage son of Tony and Bruce) along with their superhuman Co, had been acting reaaally angst lately, and were now being punished by being locked in the same caravan for an entire road trip.

"Yay!"

"Noooooo!"

"Ugh."

"Why me?!"

"I'm going to murder all of you in your sleep."

"I hope everyone likes knives."

"If my tarts of pop are eaten, you will all taste lightning."

The other (once again excluding Peter) complained loudly, and Clint simply burst out sobbing.

Peter shot forward, hugging Nick. "Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr Fury!"

"Yeah, thank you Mr Fury." Tony mocked his son, making Peter jab him lightly in the stomach.

"You're leaving in two hours and the trip is 16 hours long. Whether you want to do the trip all in one night or not is up to you." Nick explained, handing Peter a pair of car keys.

He knew that if he handed the keys to any of the others they would 'accidentally' lose them before it was time to leave.

"The caravan is waiting outside, and I've already taken money out of the Stark-Banner bank accounts to pay for enough castle rooms for a two nights for everyone." Nick explained, smirking at the aghast Tony and the frowning Bruce. "Couples are sharing, of course."

"This has to be illegal- it's theft!" Tony cried, crossing his arms and pouting.

"Do I look like a care?" Nick said, a very bitchy expression covering his face.

Director Fury left quickly after that, noticing the death glares he was getting from the Avengers and Co. This left the superheroes to work out their travel plans on their own.

"Since it's only 8 in the morning and we leave at 10, lets drive for 8 hours then stay at a hotel from 6pm today until 8am tomorrow. Sound good?" Bruce suggested calmly. He had always been the most rational of the group.