Crazy Super-Gay Peter Parker One-shots

Examnia

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Summary: Peter is too tired to do his exams.

Warning ⚠️: This is a one-shot I wrote months back and haven't felt like publishing and there's a reason for that. That reason is it's horrible.

The picture has like 0 anything's to do with this chapter but I had to share it's beautifulness.

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It was 3AM when Tony was startled awakened by his phone ringing. He usually wouldn't have answered it but as he looked at the name 'Spiderson' that lit up his screen, he started to worry.

"Kid? Are you okay? What are you doing awake at 3AM?" He questioned, heavy concern laced with his words.

"Hey Mr Stark, I need some help. Can you, the team, and Mr Loki, come to the apartment?" Peter's tired voice asked.

"Of course, we'll be there in 20." Tony answered anxiously, worried about Peter.

Something must have been definitely wrong if Peter called to ask for help, right?

Wrong.

As Tony told Friday to wake up everyone and tell them about the call, he changed into an AC/DC T-shirt and got in his Ironman suit.

After a few minutes of waiting, the sleepy group was dressed and ready to go. You could tell that everyone was confused and anxious by how no one was fighting. 

"Clint, why the fuck are you wearing my lipstick?!"

"Brother, where did you put my tarts of pop?!"

"We are not letting him perish just because he interrupted a little bit of your sleep, Sam!"

Never mind, they were all fighting, but were still very anxious and confused. What if Peter was injured? What if he's dying?

The team (and Loki) quickly left, taking two of Tony's expensive cars while he flew. Somehow they all arrived at his apartment at the same time.

Bucky opened the door and the others burst inside, only to be met with the sight of Peter in pink PJ bottom and a white 'I survived my trip to New York' T-shirt.

He sat at the table with hundreds of cookies laying in rows and bottles of both plain and chocolate milk sitting besides them.

"Sit down." He said, pointing to the nine mismatching chairs squished around the table.

The group sat down in confusion, unsure what was going on. "Umm... Pete...?" Bruce asked, anxiety starting to set in.

"I have a dream." Peter said simply, making the Avengers and Loki look at each other.

"Man of Spiders, what night vision do you have?"

"It'S nOt a PhAsE MoM!" He shouted before taking a sip of chocolate milk.

The Avengers were getting nervous, what was wrong with Spider-Man?

"I've always wondered what the world would be like if everyone had to eat 1kg of sugar a day."

"Whhhhaaa?" Bucky said, unsure what that had to do with anything.

"I'm Spider-Man! I should be allowed to eat my maths test!" Peter shouted, glaring at his cookie.

Loki decided that he needed to check to see if Peter was under a spell. He was not.

"On all levels except physical, I am a wolf." The 15 year old said before howling.

The Avengers gave each other 'WTF?!' looks but had no idea what to do.

"I'm a real boy Sally, thank you very much!" He screamed before falling to the floor, sobbing his eyes out.

That was when May Parker walked into the apartment.

Dressed in her work clothes, she looked at the scene before taking a seat at the table. Sighing, she poured herself a glass of chocolate milk.

"I'm sorry about him. He hasn't slept in 2 weeks and has been acting like this for the past 3 days." May spoke after taking a long sip of her drink.

Peter was still sobbing on the floor, now mumbling about crocodiles.

"Why hasn't he been sleeping?" Steve questioned, concerned about the youngest person in the room.

May looked at him, taking a longer sip this time. "Peter has been studying for his exams tomorrow, well actually later today now, but I think he's too tired to complete them."

Peter started sobbing harder at the mention of his exams.

"Why don't we just dress up as Peter and do his exams for him?" Nat said, thinking about how everyone would look as Peter.

"Isn't that cheating?" Loki asked with a raised eyebrow.

"Not if no one finds out." Steve said with a smirk, looking at his nonbiological nephew.

"Then lets do this." Clint yelled, fist pumping in the air.

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The Avengers had taken Peter to the tower, planning to give him a sleeping shot and leave him with Wanda and Vision.

Everyone got 2 more hours of sleep before they needed to get ready.

Natasha helped everyone get their hair perfectly under a brunette wig of Peter's hair. A lot of questions had been asked to Tony, who had provided the wigs. Why did he have a thousand brown wigs in a spare bedroom?

Next everyone was handed a pair of brown coloured contacts (which Tony kept in a seperate room).

"So we take it in turns, here is a copy of Peter's timetable. Do NOT do anything except take the exam. After you are done, go outside where the next person will switch with you. Got it?" Tony asked, giving out the timetables.

Sam - Math - Room 116 - Mr Wayne

Loki - English - Room 28 - Mrs Voweler

Bruce - Science - Room 73 - Miss Walsh

Thor - Geography - Room 101 - Miss Jackson

First Lunch

Clint - Home Economics - Room 69 - Mr James

Natasha - P.E - The Gym - Mr Lee

Bucky - History - Room 17 - Mr Green

Second Lunch

Steve - Art - Room 3 - Mrs Tanner

Tony - Technology - Room 82 - Miss White

—————— they next day (after the Avengers had done the exams because I'm too lazy to write them)

"What do you mean I failed everything?!" Peter gasped in horror, looking at his teachers.

"Your usually our best student Peter what has gotten into you? Nothing seemed wrong when you were in class. Plus you set fires The the home EC classroom." Mr Wayne said, getting nods of agreement from his fellow teachers.

"Can I please redo my exams?" Peter pleaded.

"Since it was probably just a bad day, we will let you do your exams again. But just this once and don't tell any of your other students or they will want to redo theirs." Mrs Tanner said.

Peter thanked the gods and swore to never let the Avenger take another test for him. NEVER.

And the teachers burst into laughter after he left the room, knowing completely that the Avengers had dressed up as him for the exams. How they knew is impossible to know. They just did.